Turkish

It is. Very nice.

Then I'll cut him. I'll slice him open like a cucumber. Then I'll cut the corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. When I've got all the pieces together I've got to get rid of them, because there's no point leaving them in the deep freeze for my mum to find them is there. The best thing to do is feed them to the pigs, you've got to starve the pig for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a p*sshead. They will go through bone like butter. You need 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that wights 200ibs in 8 minutes. That means a singl pig can consume 2 pounds of uncooked flesh a minute. Hence the expression 'as greedy as a pig'

Stonecold Steve Austin FFS!!!

I so like visiting places like that though.

I'm more thn happy to look after his missus and his house while he's doing the journey though.

I'm moving to Harrogate in March, who out there is based in and around this area and travels to games?

I'm still waiting for the picture of your missus, provide that and your address and I'm definitely in.

Only an utter plum would buy one of these. FACT

I am so angry about this i want to literally grab him by the moustache and shout at him 'why do you hate us so much?' Until he gives me his honest answer that he is jealous of our success and wishes we had signed him instead of Ken Armstrong in 1983.

Chicago Rock, JD Wetherspoons, Jumpin Jacks, Revolution Bar AND Reflex. Wow just wow. You'll be living the dream there lads.

me and my Krew are heading up for this one and we will iron out any mug that tries taking liberties. Any chance of someone knocking up a seating plan?

Is Toure still at the ACON? They are a much better side with him in it.

Yes. It was much better the old way when you could sign players when you want up until March. January signings are often poor, it inflates the price of players and their wages and signings during the window are rarely good ones and good value, they are often panic buys from clubs struggling and looking to plug holes in their squads.

Saints spent over £35m on players this season, the last game saw them outplay Man Utd at Old Trafford with 21 shots on goal. Yet people complain!

Saints spent over £35m on players this season, the last game saw them outplay Man Utd at Old Trafford with 21 shots on goal. Yet people complain!

Saints spent over £35m on players this season, the last game saw them outplay Man Utd at Old Trafford with 21 shots on goal. Yet people complain!

odd.

Saints spent over £35m on players this season, the last game saw them outplay Man Utd at Old Trafford with 21 shots on goal. Yet people complain!

Saints spent over £35m on players this season, the last game saw them outplay Man Utd at Old Trafford with 21 shots on goal. Yet people complain!

Saints spent over £35m on players this season, the last game saw them outplay Man Utd at Old Trafford with 21 shots on goal. Yet people complain!

Saints spent over £35m on players this season, the last game saw them outplay Man Utd at Old Trafford with 21 shots on goal. Yet people complain!

Saints spent over £35m on players this season, the last game saw them outplay Man Utd at Old Trafford with 21 shots on goal. Yet people complain!

we missed out on Kieran Dyer sadly.

Yes, persistant trolling.

So was my reply.