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Do you want to give them the Fratton End then? To be fair they probably do outnumber you these days.

Ahh of Course. You're both right. Its only possible to prepare for one scenario, for one likely line up and for one set of tactics and players. During the game or even when the teams are announced an hour before kick off it is completely impossible to adapt your tactics and strategies to fit any unexpected changes. I'm stunned mangers haven't worked this out yet. Make one unexpected change every week to completely fool the opposition as they won't be tactically aware, prepared or able to adapt their tactics whatsoever. It is a guaranteed way to win every week. It worked so well for us when Mayuka ran riot against Sunderland, based on previous team selection they'd have had no idea he was playing or how to deal with him.

So you think because they aren't sure if a player of ours is injured or not they would have no idea at all how to defend against us? How to set themselves up to defend set pieces. Is this what you really think?

Because they were so original. 'your grounds too big for you' 'here there they're every f*cking where, empty seats' 'here for the Chelsea' 'play up Pompey' 'Small town in Portmsouth' 'is there a fire drill' Never heard any of them before. All atmospheres are sh*t now. That is modern football for you. Don't you dare stand, don't you dare say anything nasty, don't you dare have a couple of beers before hand.

Do you really believe this is true?

Listing a random amount of games and wetting yourself over them. Why 7? Why not the next two or four or six? As it happens 4 of those games are winnable anyway.

Yes. Losing at home to the European champions without 4 of our best players on the first Saturday in January in a different competition will definitely mean we will be relegated in May.

i love these threads.

Never a pen. Flick up on the edge of area, Davis cheated it away, ref gives pen. Awful decision.

Clearly off the chest. terrible decision.

Whatever is wrong we wont hear about it.

Honestly? Couldn't be bothered. Thought I'd have a day off today.

This. No challenge for the header either.

Game over

Alright apart from one moment.

I am an expert summariser that is for sure.

Why the hell would they do that?! The camera was also on the Newcastle fans when it happened and you could see a few of them taking the p*ss.

You already are with your experience and encyclopaedic knowledge of absolutely everything. All achieved in 18 short but action packed years. How I wish I was like you.

Behave.

You've already passed the 'stating the bleeding obvious' part of the course with flying colours. You're one module closer to achieving your dream.

**** up Milton Roader.

Yours did.it was a fascinatingly accurate analysis of Rodriguez ability and performance in far less than 500 words. It's quality not quantity.

Why do we need 500 words when you can sum it up so succinctly in far less?

Mine was simply a comment as to how much better he looks now than when he joined, I'm glad you are here to explain why.

Fantastic insight as usual Andy. Thanks.