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Would be a good move. Seems to be very well respected as a player and a good proffesional, just not a premier league goalkeeper.

What's Chris Kirkand up to these days?

Because Nigel Adkins has never, ever overstated a players ability before, has he.

Because every player we have is GUARANTEED to get better. Every one of them has had the words 'is young and will improve' following their name this season at some point. It will definitely happen. Like it did with Ryan Smith, Jake Thompson, Lee Molyneux etc.

Like the Sun is a reliable source. Massive tsk.

Tsk. What would he know about our transfer dealings?

Maybe he had an itchy nose and couldn't get to it because of his gloves.

Adkins doesn't lie. Remember how quick everyone was to claim this when he denied he was being forced to play a certain way. If Adkins says we aren't signing a keeper, we aren't signing a keeper. He doesn't lie.

What evidence do you have that he is 'clearly crazy'?

Fray Bentos sounds better than the Montevideo Pie Company i guess.

A strengthening of a squad is never complete.

I always thought Fray Bentos was a small, tubby mostachioed hispanic/American chap that was born in illinois in 1874 and set up the Fray Bentos pie company.

What we need are the mods to come along and delete all the posts that aren't absolutely and 100% about the opening post. It this lazy moderating which is ruining this forum!

Jesus Christ. I was quite obviously taking the p*ss. FFS.

Why was Guly so unimpressive, in your opinion, on tuesday?

If you just want news then try these. http://www.skysports.co.uk http://www.bbc.co.uk/football http://www.saintsfc.co.uk If you want discussion, really crap banter because most cant keep up and people talking bol*ocks, then this is the mongboard for you.

keep up.

Probably, we didn't sign them either.

You had to ruin it.

Shut up Matthew.

But our two points against top 10 sides have come when they HAVENT played together. We've also lost every away game bar the one against the bottom team, when they've played together. So does this not suggest to you that awaty from home and at home against better sides, we are better with one or the other, not both?

* wonders if that chat will take off at the next home game when Rodriguez comes off the bench *

We did have a contigency plan as we didn't get most of our first choice signings. Butland - we got Gazza Danny Simpson - Nathaniel Clyne That big bid we had for a centre half that went wrong - Yoshida Liam Trotter - Davis Gary Hooper - Rodriguez Lens & Phillips - Mayuka In fact The only player we signed who was out first choice was Ramirez and that was because no one else wanted him So pipe down sunshine.

I was wrong, he is the new John De Wolf.

I'm up for it. Lets do it. We can all wear club shirts, wave scarves and hold placards with lots of clench fists punching the air and fake cheering as SKy announce the news we have beaten off competitions from a host of top European clubs to securce the deadline say signing of Jan Von Witter from Dutch Erdelvise L2 challengers RKS Beersterhoogen. A player widely regared by ITKers in Holland as the new John de Wolf.