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What about them?

Did I read it right that we had 3 pens and missed 2 of them?

Oh look I've got another stalker. For the last time I didn't get the thing wrong about Guly, I made it up, it was bullsh*t and oh how I chuckled at some of you desperately trying to prove it wrong.

It must be his turn soon, it's about time we used another keeper.

I like the time off from work, decent food and seeing family. What I don't like the compulsory crazy time everyone is supposed to have, how middle aged women and geeks at work tell you you are boring for not wanting to do things like secret Santa and if you don't want to go to the Christmas party. I also don't like buying people presents and feeling oblidged to do it so i don't do it. I feel sorry for these people that get themselves into debt every year because they feel they have to spend a fortune on presents for people, most of which wil be stuff they don't want and never use.

I can vouch for Essruu being a very good source.

In my top 5 of all time. You're right it was a brilliant era for music, Oasis and Blur in their prime, great other bands around like Shed Seven, Pulp, Ocean Colour Scene, Suede, the Verve and so on. Was also a great time in my life so all those songs and bands have great memories attached to them.

Great song with one of my favourite lyrics ever 'if I hadn't seen such riches I could live with being poor'

To the tune of Take Thats Sure Shaw Luke Shaw, That's heaven knocking at my door Shaw Luke Shaw Need to so much, more and more each time we touch Shaw, Luke Shaw It's real love I've found.

One Luke Shaw, there only one Luke Shaw Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

He plays on the left He doesn't play on the right Luke Shaw Makes Ashley Cole look shi*e.

Is it fair to say he is the Zambian Steve De Ridder.

When we were kids we could get the bus to and from town, get into the game, buy a programme and a fanzine, get a mcdonalds or go to the chippy on the way home all from your £6 paper round money. Plus the best thing about it was you could stand where you wanted with your mates. You could sing and make a noise for 90 minutes without wearing a replica shirt and silly hat.

Is he good at shooting?

Everyone used to look up to English football as the best atmosphere in the world, now the Germans are saying they are worried that they will become like us. Sums it all up doesn't it.

Most ITK clued up people will know that this is the Bermondsey of mongboards. I've had to give a few people a pass when they've unwittingly strayed onto our manor. I won't always be so generous.

Off you f*ck then.

If you need bandit country explaining you are in the wrong place sunshine.

It's so visiting plums like you aren't offended and go running to the mods for infractions to be dished out.

Call me what you like you bulb.

This is bandit country as i said. You don't get infractions over here for the namby pamby reasons you do on the main board. This is where the real villans and forum lunatics hang out.

Bore off stain you plum, plank, lemon. You're in bandit country now son.

Indeed it is. They occasionally try and clamp down on the forum underworld but we will never die.

Chalets got the finger on the lock post key tonight chaps. Don't you dare say anything that goes against the forum!

That's some classy boozers you're drinking in Colin!