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Pipe down Brookside wannabe plum plank lemon melt.

He plays in the hole, he plays on the flank Philipe Coutinho, makes Messi look w*nk

Sign on, sign on, with a pen in your hand You never got Gaston Sign on sign On

Liverpool cannot compete with us in the transfer market. Fact

It's more propganda like when they pretended the Arsenal game was close to selling out when it wasn't. Notice they say sold out but in actual fact there are still restricted seats available so it hasn't sold out. Im sure if you rang them for a resitrcited view seat they'd suddenly have a decent ticket that has "been returned". Pretend it's a sell out to get a rush for tickets so the rest are taken up. Good policy but the sharp ones amongst us can see through it.

It's Turkish release v13. New IOS upgrade has adjusted default mode to be "postive" rather than "sarcastic". It also has a "serious discussion" mode which automatically gets turned on when discussing new players, finances, chariman and transfers. There was a glitch in that v13 still slips into "p*ss taking" when discussing things such as fancy dress or other mundane and pathetic subjects. "Sarcastic" is still an option but needs to be selected rather than an automatic shift in mode whenever the mood takes.

It's not 1995 anymore and we are no longer at the Dell!!! DIdn't people say Kevin Keegan would never sign for us!! This is a massive statement of intent! And here are a few of his finest moment! [video=youtube;YmXWl-Jixeg]

To be fair not many players would choose us over Man United. *waits for someone to quote Nathaniel Clyne*

I sure our hobby socialists from Surrey and gloucestershire will be along in a minute to tell us that he has every right to get up when he wants. We are simply reaping the consequences of a benefit culture created by a labour nanny state which panders to the work shy like this chap. There are plenty more like him out there thanks to Labour.

Astori with no training or Hooliveld with it..........

Hereis the direct quote fom Ramirez. €2m net plus a signing on fee http://www.insidefutbol.com/2012/08/17/they-will-pay-me-so-much-money-liverpool-target-gaston-ramirez-set-for-southampton/67264/ It's a lot because we aren't used to it. But that is what these sort of players cost. It's not likes he's a 33 year old after a last pay day.

Luigi Del Rosso has yet to comment, when he does we know it's happening.

Care to elaborate?

I checked it after the UI thread on it today, I'm sure £62k is the right figure. Don't forget it €2m euros so around £1.6m. I stand to be corrected though having struggled through my tax return this year!

You sure mate? I ran it through the PAYE calculator on the tax office website earlier and worked it out As £62k a week.

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I'm only repeating what he has tweeted.

Well Nixon has been tweeting today that we are being used by agents on this player and the Astoria deals. Make of that what you will.

Newcastle, Leeds and West Ham have all probably said the same thing in the recent past.

£2.5m according to transfer league.

I expect the reply of 'funny what? Like I'm a clown, like I amuse you' wouldn't go down well with Ken Bates when he laughed off our £500k for Robert Snodgrass in July.

At today's exchange rate it's £62k p/w gross. The €2m per year net fee is right. He said so in an interview. He also got a €1m signing on fee.

I've been told Cortese holds a gun to their head and tells them it'll be their brains or signature on the contract.

Live Exchange rate is 0.81 Pounds to the Euro or 1.22 the other way round. We use this at work to check http://www.xe.com/

The Sardinian Saints then!