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Have you seen his contract?

Interesting. You have access to our wage budget? Please share it.

I hear Colin likes to gargle.

I Suggest Cortese shows him the plans of what they are doing to the Bargate and city walls. Christine Brinkey will love walking round that on an autumn afternoon.

He might accept less to be part of the challenge and shares the chairmans vision.

And why would he join a team destined for relegation when he could help drive our champions league push?

So am I too assume you do not think Frank Lampard would join us?

I only have one on my CV.

Does trunky want a bun?

And exactly why do you and the Andover Lemon think us signing Frank Lampard is laughable? Alan Ball, Kevin Keegan, Peter Osgood. All players who have joined Southampton in the past. Yet you and your little band of sneerers continue to try and belittle this fanatic soccerball club. There is every chance he would be up for the challenge of joining us and the more optimistic and intelligent posters like myself and Wes Ender understand that top players will find Southampton a very attractive proposition and if you don't understand why, maybe you should ask Kevin Keegan.

That would be hilarious. We should maybe consider signing a whole team of gingers then we could chant "come on you wotsits" at them.

Why? Because i dont agree with people driving their cars in a dangerous fashion? Do you think those limits are put in place because people feel like it? There has been lots of research to prove what safe speed limits are. Peoples blatant disregard for these is sickening. I'm particularly surprised to see some of our 'holier than thou' posters boasting about breaking road laws and assisting others to avoid punishment.

People do realise that the speed limit is the maximum limit yes? You don't HAVE to drive at that speed but should not exceed it. All this whining about being over the maximum speed limit. Would you whinge about someone being done for drink driving if they were 'only' one pint over the drink drive limit? Some of you that blatently ignore road regulations and worse still giving advice on how to get away with offences make me sick.

I dont want that ginger c*nt anywhere near our team.

Yes, the web of decit he is spinning would just get bigger by yet more lies.

Why do we need to learn foreign languages anyway? Everyone understands English and if they dont just speak slower and louder FFS

I'd switch to 3-1-4-2 This would be my team -----------Davis ---Hoolveld Fonte Yoshida --------Seaborne Chaplow----Morgan---Cork----Forte ----------Ramirez----- ----------Lambert

I see your hypocrisy is making you very bitter.

I was there but it wasn't my birthday and still isn't.

I am multilingual, i can speak French, Italian, German. So if anyone wants to learn how to ask where the church is, ask for a beer, tell someone they go swimming with their friends on saturdays or learn how to say "f*ck off" in any of those languages i am your man.

Are they the new Marsden and Bridge? They have so much in common.

Are you one of the fabled good posters that don't bother anymore and I can see why?

Last time we were in this situation his stepped up to the mark. He seems to thrive under the pressure of these situations.

Another clueless comment.

Chaplow? He seems to be the answer to most problem positions on here.