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If this is true now we'll really see of Cortese will walk the walk as well as talk te talk

Anyone with any ounce of common sense knows Liverpool need to stabilise and rebuild. Even so, top 6 finishes, europe and good cup runs are standard for them, yet would represent an unbelievable achievement for us. Yet people claim we are a better option than them. LOL,PMSL, FAF etc

What are you a professor of? It certainly isn't realism.

This.

In going for 12 minutes when we get a corner and the camera pans to a shot of our excitable fans, focusing on the biggest mongs they can find who will no doubt be in fancy dress, wigs and facepaints and say something like "wow, look at those Sains fans, they are loving life in the premier league"

Don't call him a liar.

I am always right Dulldays. You should know that by now.

What transfer request thing Dulldrums?

Of course it is.

Or be like me and be worshipped by women so they want to do everything for you!

Well stop boring everyone on the internet and get on with the hovering frankyboy!

Yep, he went on strike. Got his move though.

Mine knows her place.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11719/7992509/Fans-ready-to-salvage-Pompey This picture sums them up nicely. The lad on the right with the pink phone. The mong on the left trying to put a pair of glasses on which seems to be proving too challenging for him. The scruffy with the beard and red cap, a fair few gormless looking bulbs and of course the mong with the wig and facepaints. If ever a picture represented a fan base it's this one, the height of mong ness.

Yes but this sort of thing only counts when it suits us.

Arent they skint and didn't have a lot of choice?

Well looked a class above anything else on MOTD. Think we might have missed out there.

Dumped by a skate Dumped by a skaaaaattteee Sad case Colin He got dumped by a skate

Exactly. Id have thought it was evidence how much he wants to join us. Doesnt asking for a transfer usually mean you forgo any payments due in your contract on leaving?

Dumped then. She's a ***** and you won't tell the story. How embarassing Colin.

So what happened then?

Dumped by a skate as well then. Not good Colin.

What's it like to be on the outside looking in at the forum cool gang?

That's it. Chicken and clothes. Wierd.

Can you let us know when you give your first infraction please. Then we will all know you are a true made up guy.