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Irrefutable -what Anders Svenson might describe the evidence thst his girlfriend was having a fling was, if he found a used condom in her handbag and a saucy message on her phone.

Hemoglobin - what Anders Svenson has a great deal of in his red blood cells, as do most vertebrates.

F - flip - what Anders Svenson would do to a coin if he was playing heads or tails with his girlfriend in a decision over who should walk the dog if they had one on a particularly wet sunday morning.

E - Essential - the type of oil Anders Svenson Migth out on a blister after a particularly tough Pre season training session

D - Dapper - what Anders Svenson might feel when putting on a tuxedo and bow tie for a players award dinner

C - cheers - what Ander Svenson might say to a shop keeper after he had given him change Following a purchase of and Oasis light, a packet of chewing gum, some wahing up liquid and a scratch card at the local newsagents.

Bucket - what Anders Svenson might use to carry the shells back to his car in after a day shell collecting on Weston shore

We could turn it into another anders Svenson A-Z Arnie - what Anders Svenson might name a pet rat if he had one and was a fan of the terminator films

Would it be fair to say that we've had a number of rubbish managers. Pearson being the best out of that list is like being the slimmest person at weight watchers.

Utter sh*t stirring boll*cks. Says nothing new, noting we didn't know just people trying to get stories. Wouldnt surprise me if this was a plant as peach is up sibleys arse all the time. Show an ex player on bad light to get the fans taking about something else than our dodgy transfer window, loan and training ground issues.

Of course they won't. platini will no doubt say England players are as responsible as they shouldn't react to provocation and they incited the crowd.

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Why? He was talking about in this country.

Our spaz board leader Steve Grant is currently one of the England fans getting soaked and watching the referee throw the ball at the pitch.

The specific specification is still to be agreed on.

When Lowe was he here he said the cost worked out around 3k per seat. I have no idea if prices have gone up or down since then.

It sounds so easy doesn't it. We build a team around our academy players and plug the gaps with good foreigners which weVe bought on the cheap. Can I ask why no other club has thought of this ingenious idea? Why didn't Man City do it instead of buying hundreds of millions of pounds worth of players? Why didn't Villa do it when they were finishing 6th three seasons in a row with a team containing Milner, Barry, Downing and Young? Why haven't Sunderland thought if doing it? It really is quite straightforward when you put it like that. It's incredible no one else has tried it and that we are the only club that could possibly succeed with it.

Exactly. It's natural progression. I will succeed where Mark Jackson failed and it won't be long before you're all singing Turkey woooh woooh He's comes from Shirley He respects our history

So,if you don't think it should be done now and that possibly could be in the future with continued on the pitch success. What exactly is the point of writing this long, keyboard thumping essays? We agree on that. As for your point about success by not spending millions, you point to Newcastle, who still finished Outside the champions league places, who still lost their valuable player and won nothing. The only clubs who make the regularly make the champions league are the ones who spend big. Even arsenal, the one you mentioned have spent over £100m on transfers over the last two seasons. P*ses on that argument doesn't it.. If you think we are going to bring through a crop of players and keep them of the standard good enough to play champions league football without adding players of champions league quality at champions leafue prices you're living in another planet sunshine.

Paper and ink FFS. A fly on the wall series about a group of crazy salesmen and their attempts to save the economy.

Friend and comedian first, consumables salesman second.

do you want a job? You'd fit right in!

£1.2m. Was 1989 I think. A lot of money back then. The record between English clubs was £2m. A record sale for us as well.

Sound better? What are you saying FFS? I've got a brilliant job. You ignorant ones have no understand what putting the wrong thickness of paper into a photocopier can do to the copy quality. It's a technical job FFS No. But we've got an in joke in the trade. We try to say the word 'would' as many times in conversation as possible. Coz obviously it sounds like wood which is where paper comes from. So it's things like 'would you believe it, this paper would be twice as expensive tomorrow if you don't buy it today' 'would I rip you off?' We are really are very funny in our trade. They should do a fly on the wall series about us.

I Don't sell hardware mush, no wonga in it. I sell consumables, by phone, to the trade. I'm single handedly raising the economy. Consumable sales people are saving this country. We are the war veterans of the 10s.We are the MBEs of the future. When we get out of recession Dave will look at our sales figures and we'll be invited for tea and MBEs with the Queen for services to the economy.