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Don't call him a liar.

I am always right Dulldays. You should know that by now.

What transfer request thing Dulldrums?

Of course it is.

Or be like me and be worshipped by women so they want to do everything for you!

Well stop boring everyone on the internet and get on with the hovering frankyboy!

Yep, he went on strike. Got his move though.

Mine knows her place.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11719/7992509/Fans-ready-to-salvage-Pompey This picture sums them up nicely. The lad on the right with the pink phone. The mong on the left trying to put a pair of glasses on which seems to be proving too challenging for him. The scruffy with the beard and red cap, a fair few gormless looking bulbs and of course the mong with the wig and facepaints. If ever a picture represented a fan base it's this one, the height of mong ness.

Yes but this sort of thing only counts when it suits us.

Arent they skint and didn't have a lot of choice?

Well looked a class above anything else on MOTD. Think we might have missed out there.

Dumped by a skate Dumped by a skaaaaattteee Sad case Colin He got dumped by a skate

Exactly. Id have thought it was evidence how much he wants to join us. Doesnt asking for a transfer usually mean you forgo any payments due in your contract on leaving?

Dumped then. She's a ***** and you won't tell the story. How embarassing Colin.

So what happened then?

Dumped by a skate as well then. Not good Colin.

What's it like to be on the outside looking in at the forum cool gang?

That's it. Chicken and clothes. Wierd.

Can you let us know when you give your first infraction please. Then we will all know you are a true made up guy.

Drunk on the power already I see.

just like Buttner.

Amygate 2 the mong f*ck back.

Wrong. Our initial offer was considered insulting an the Wycombe chairman refused to take anymore calls for SFC for the player. This is a FACT

Your sister can infract me anytime