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Premier packaging for a premier club sunshine. Everything we do these days is brimming with class.

Who is he?

Exciting developments with the 2012/13 premier range. Each foam had now comes with velcro words that can be changed depending on the opposition and situation. For example "going down" when we play a relegation threaded team with a giant foam hand thumbs down. "off, off, off" when a player gets sent off whilst the foam hand is pointing towards the tunnel "premier league, we're having a laff" as a reposte to the inevitable chant "Cheerio" for the late stages of the game when losing fans are leaving. Imagine the sight of 10,000 foam hands waving with that insult on them!!! For an additional £15.99 they can also by a bag of letters for those wacky and inventive enough to come up with own. I'm also planning to launch a new range of flags and badges with a Saints fan p*sing on a Barcelona shirt and the words"you dirty Catalan bastardos we're coming for you" written underneath.

None that matter.

I wouldn't be surprised if we've got one or two out of contract players to join us at the beginning of July as well.

It seems some of our mental fans can't get their heads around the fact that any other club in the world might spend any money on improving their facilities, it's only us that do this.

according to reports his wages have gone up massiely on our promotion and Yeovil wanted to sign him but this priced them out.

How do you know how much they are spending?

Wolves & Reading are expanding their staidum, Arsenal and Tottenham are currently upgrading their training ground. That's 4 off the top of my head.

Because it means nothing until they come to matches.

It's true. Steve Bruce said only the other day that if clubs like Swansea, Wigan and Southampton can make the Premier League why cant Hull.

First the bar code scanners, now this. We truely are being the Manchester United of the South

Its hilarious to be honest Jamie. Plenty of "gulp" posts this morning. What did people think was going to happen? we have to play them all sometime!!! Only a couple of weeks ago everyone was full of it, lots confident of top ten finishes and the season will be a walk in the park.

It's going to be great for fancy dress.

I agree. We need our signings in place by the time preseason starts to hit the ground running. There has been a lot of talk, a lot of links and a lot of speculation. It seems just like last summer and in the January transfer windows we are fannying about and struggling to attract players. Here we are preseason only a few weeks ago and only one unproven striker signed up. Our squad has already been significantly weakened by the release of players or outward loans. A bit less talking to talk and a bit more walking the walk from Cortese and Adkins please.

Agree with you on the transfer market though. There are some key areas we need to strength. I don't want to see any fannying about this summer like we did almost signing so many centre halves last year.

Neither did Rogers, neither did Lambert and look where it got them.

I predict the first "is Adkins up to it?" thread before September is out.

What are you on about? Read this forum and think again. The Champions League is a given, it's inevitable, no one can stop us. it's only a matter of time.

Agree with this. Whatever people say about Allardyce he makes teams hard to beat. Look at Blackburn when he was there, midtable. He goes and virtually the same players get relegated. Tactically he's good as getting teams not to lose rather than having to win. See their 6 home draws in a row this season as evidence of this. I think we'll be fine if we add a bit of steel and leadership to the side and we need to improve defensively. We are great defensively when we are dominating possession and steamroller sides, its easy to be a good defender when you're dominating matches but that won't happen as much next season. We gave away a lot of sloppy goals and many times when put under pressure last season we conceded. We didn't get many points last season with great, backs to the wall, gritty defensive displays. That is going to have to change this season, especially away from home.

bitterness will get you nowhere Timothy. Got the kids today then?

What's for tea tonight Timothy, Tofu?

I expect a lot of you are soap and water merchants but for those of you that have a bit of pride of your appearance what do you go with? I've recently switched to the clinique range after years of being l'orell. Got a couple of testers a while back a although you pay a bit more for it my skin feels much better for using their scrub and facial wash. Their moisturiser and eye cream are much better too and definitely noticeable the reduction in dark circles under my eyes since I've switched to them. Come on saintsweb, don't be shy. Share your grooming secrets.

Agreed. £6m is a ridiculous fee considering we've been linked with Curtis Davies for half that price.

By saying he "no disrespect" he was being disrespectful. He knew he would offend so wanted to make out he was tying not to. It's like people who start a sentance with "I'm not racist but....." I'm appalled at these so called proffesionals and their lack of knowledge and respect for one of English footballs biggest clubs.