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Even if she wanted to do it on the face?

Bateman would let her do it, he's into all that. If you really liked a bird and she wanted to p*** or s*** on you would you let her?

Wrong. Paula Radcliffe stopped for a p*ss as well.

Aldine Yahia Marco Almedia!

Do you want to rely on a 18 year old who has never played a first team game and another who has hardly played in a year and didn't exactly look convincing in the championship?

Thomas Hajto must be looking for work.

*checks Reading reserves squad list for a suitable loanee centre back *

Saintsweb limited.

You tap birds your in a relationship with, you ruin ones you aren't. fACT

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You'd let her p*ss and sh*t on you given half a chance.

What's the difference between Baj and Nicola Cortese? Ones an egotistical oddball with a superiority complex who rarely speaks in public and makes a fortune off of Saints fans whilst treating them with contempt. the other one is chairman of Southampton football club.

Me.

I am not cheese on toast, therefore it can't be Dune.

Proper people dont do O levels you plum, plank, melt. Proper people leave school at 14 with nothing and become boys done good in the building trade or selling stuff out the back of the car. You Don't get it do you treacle.

Everyday a gazelle wakes up and thinks I have to outrun the quickest lion to survive. Everyday a lion wakes up and thinks I have to outrun the slowest gazelle to survive. Are you the quickest lion or the slowest gazelle?

Dont you go trying to make out you're a proper person you cockney wannabe melt. I'll iron you out like a pair of trousers sunshine. Proper people are real Londoners. Dockers, Labourers, van drivers. Proper people from proper places. You'll never get it.

Im sure he'll still have the ***** on a stick ones of Steve Grant.

Banter will go on as long as it has to!

Someone yells "stop!" taps out, the banter is over.

better to be alone on a mong board you want to be on than surounded by planks on one you dont.

rule 2 is you do not talk about tms

jog on you sigh or i'll open you up like a garden fete

the First Rule of TMS is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT TMS

how can i have lost him when i am him you plum, plank, lemon ffs?