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I'm getting this seasons shirt with Shaw - 3 on the back, the champions league badge and the number 5, basge of honour next to it for how many times we will have won it by 2020. If that's alright with you of course.

But that is not money we have already earnt is it. That's money that will come in the future. Swansea have already banked this seasons money. Are you suggesting we spend money we don't have? It was you that said forget the owners don't forget.

One of the most popular kits we've ever had was the 1985 one which was red with white and black bits on the shoulder.

I like it. It's something a bit different.

Come on dumbass, let's do this another way. I'm sure it's quite simple for you to explain. Forgetting our owner, Swansea earnt at least £48m more than us last season. Please explain how we can outbid them. It should be easy for you to do.

Why? It's nice.

Err, according to you actually.

£40m more than us, dumbass. Why should we be able to outbid them?

Do we? How much is Swanseas wage bill oh knowledgable one?

Why do you get do abusive? You need to be careful you don't take the skin off your finger tips with how furiously you seem to be hammering away at your keyboard, dumbass.

Swansea have got £40m in the bank from this seasons TV money, plus the premier league winnings £8m, plus we haven't sold a single season ticket they have. Please explain based on that how we can outbid them, dumbass.

And Man United and Spurs according to you, our owners are richer, dumbass.

Our owners are wealthy, dumbass, that doesn't we are.

Who is Gleeson?

That is good news. just Milner and Downing to go.

Can you help out with Wet Spam and Manure as well please Dunce? When I checked the table earlier I couldn't find anyone with those names.

I doubt it. These sort of games are notoriously volatile affairs. Both teams keen to prove they are number one. The rivalry often over spills into violence. The best we can hope for is the inevitable injuries are not too serious.

Are you waiting for the anouncement to come up on your news update that clubs can now sign players again?

He seemed to have no problems on soccer aid last night.

Who?

The team that plays the best football get what they deserve and win, regardless of who we support. Football is just a day out and a bit of entertainment for most of us, after all.

How do you know we're richer? They've finished above us for the last 4 seasons plus have a years worth of TV money and premier league prize money in the bank. That alone means their turnover is more than 4 times what ours was last season. Got to love the arrogance of our fans.

The average premier league player is on £33k a week, so if want anyone half decent then £1m PA is no where near enough.

I dont know about you lot but I just hope football is the winner next season.

He looked class, but I think Man United have got their first, sadly. http://www.lifesapitch.co.uk/opinions/man-utd-have-got-a-future-star-in-crewes-nick-powell/