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LMFAO. That is brilliant!! Did you think it up all by yourself?

Having give it some thought think I'll be going for a black boss zip top, CP t shirt, pretty green jeans and footwear depending on the weather blue gazelles or clarks originals boots.

Well what a waste of time that was.

Accurate is more apt.

Indeed I will. I'm pleased to report that the "going up" foam hands arrived this morning and will be on sale in Northam Road from 9am tomorrow morning.

fact

You were too easy otherwise youd have made the first list. XXXXXXl white polyester t-shirt by umbro, navy Lonsdale tracksuit bottoms, navy flip flops. Despite the sporty clobber it fails to cover the fact you've never set foot in a gym in your life.

Dull drums - a tall and athletic physique, muscular but not bulky is well covered a tight fitting white, Bruce Willis in Die Hard style vest. Over the vest is a plain miliatry style shirt purchased from a high street chain such as Next. The shirt is unbuttoned to the solar plexus area to reveal the vest and also a brown belt tightly fastened around the waist and some slim fitting dark blue jeans, also purchased from a high street chain. The look is completed by a pair of dark blue canvass pumps. Verbal - I picture a small Asian man in his mid 40s but looks significantly older, thinning hair swept across in a side parting and a few stray whispy hairs are often required to be brushed out of the eye sight of his rectangular spectacles with thin black frames. A brown and white check shirt is tightly fitted across his slight frame and brown cords hang an inch and half above some worn out brogues which have served him well but seen better days. Super mikey - short black hair in no particular style which is unkempt and slightly greasy. A black t-shirt purchased from primark which fitted him once but now failed to cover the belly which has expanding since his early university days. Therefore resulting in a tight snug look. No belt and black jeans which have several stains on them. The bottoms are starting to Frey. Dr Martins Finish the scruffy yet appropriate student look.

Maybe is calls for a series "what people on TSW wear"

Polos yes but not buttoned up or Ma Strum, CP t-shirts. Pretty Green jeans and currently in gazelles or Clarke originals footwear.in winter fitted knitwear highlighting my defined triceps and muscualer upper back, shoulders and chest.

The innernezz and mong boards are the most important thing in my life so build everything else around them.

What about the 100 years before this table?or did football not exist then?

Sorry, I must be missing something. The reason we should expect a favour from Hull is?

I don't know about an addiction but it's definitely affecting my life. I had a dream last night we lost 5-2 and I missed the game because I was driving a bus load of Japanese fans away from the ground as we wouldn't let them in!

No.

Ahh, you've got one haven't you Mindy....

They are generally worn by geography teachers and helmets. Other than that they're fine.

he is a genius though isnt he. Regardless of if you like him or not.

do you wear those trendy plimsols as well?

And you also gave away your love of Saints shirts a few months ago, so no. I'll find you.

Cunning but sadly for you you have already given me a clue as to your idenity. I'll be looking for the drunk bloke being propped up by his dad.

You've got to hand it to the bloke, he is a genius isnt he.

I can imagine Saintandy666 in one of those.

It's not cool for a grown man to be bragging about how much they drink Colin.

unless i get too nervous of course, like the Pompey game, when i will of course remain quiet.