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Utter rubbish. I give credit where it's due. God knows how we are second, 11 points from out last 11 is relegation form. The manager and players don't deserve credit at the moment do they? With the exception of Lambert who has played consistently well since the end of November? Has Nige won a game with his great tactics or turned a game with a half time rocket? Who deserves credit for playing badly?

I don't know why, he's very dull and has an odd outlook to say the least. This is the poster who thinks we can make the champions league in 50k stadium using the reasoning that they said man would never walk on the moon, remember? Got to love this place; anyone who doesn't toe the party line of everything is wonderful is a WUM or a a wrist slitter. Meanwhile the self titled intellegent posters ignore our relegation form, the claims of our chairman that we are going to win the league and skip to games just grateful that our form 4 months ago was good.

It's more than that mate. 3 wins in 15, that's almost half the season and three months of football. Don't worry though we've got the ex commercial manager at Man City "on the bus", new ticket barcode scanners coming in, still second, a fantastic chairman doing a wonderful job, played well for 45 minutes again Cardiff, the club is going places, in Adkins we trust etc

We are aiming high. We're aiming for the champions league I understand. Therefore this bit is the easy bit, surely?

Us fans might not have but our chairman did. And now we are where we are should be just be grateful that we've done better sofar than we hoped or subscribe to the mantra "in Adkins/Cortese we trust" afterall they said we are going for promotion. Anything less will be faliure, yes?

What a bunch of hysterical tarts. Apart from the odd loon texting Solent who has said nige should get the boot? Our form over the last 15 games is relegation form, if any of you are happy with that you are mental. I keep hearing a stamping of feet and "but we're still second" yes we are for now, mainly due to the faliure or our rivals to capitalise on our dreadful form. I keep hearing how good we are, we're still second etc but HALF the seasons results say we aren't as good as some like to believe.

Ah the training centre. You mean the one whic we've have planning permission to build for about 18 months yet no brick has been laid yet, a master stroke from the wonder chairman.

I keep hearing what a great job he is doing and we are the new Barcelona. Yet on the pitch it doesn't seem to be going according to plan now does it.

The usual kop out. Question the wonder chairman you must be a skate. And I was given infractions for calling someone a mong. Mods take note, we wouldn't want their being any double standards would we.

Let's hope you're right. a tricky game followed by a tough one next Tuesday. Fail to win one or both of them and fans won't be putting their fingers in their ears and screaming "we're still still second" to anyone that dares question anything anyone at SFC does or doesn't say we are brilliant every match.

Yeah, ****** to it, rather than address the slump now let's wait and see how it all pans out.

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Which would be a disappointment given the wonder chairmans vision and talk of winning the title, yes?

As long as he continues to give credit to him in every interview I'm sure he'll be fine.

So as pointed out, Cortese and Adkins who have been going on about winning the league, going up etc should be questIoned for our, quite frankly, relegation form over the last 10 games, yes?

Do any of you think the form since the end of November has been acceptable?

The only good pundits are the one that say we are brilliant every week. The rest are sh*t, clueless and have an anti Saints agenda. MONGBOARD FACT

He seems to so this alot, he certainly did it saturday. Does this mean he is often starting with the wrong formation?

No, No. You're all wrong. He is a c*nt because even though we hadn't had a shot and were losing we were playing brilliantly and had just been unlucky. What a c*nt, he doesn't know what he is talking about, especially when he was waxing lyrical about us up until about the end of November, which by conicidence is when our slump started. What a c*nt, worst pundit on telly, not got a clue.

We are going to get Cortese to part the Solent like Moses parted the Red Sea and build a 200k super stadium in the land between here and the Isle of Wight. We are going to erect a statue of Cortese on Peartree Common, similar to the Christ the Redeemer Statue in Rio, over looking the new stadium and the city he single handedly turned into the new Barcelona both in football and non football terms.

I'm back by public demand so I decided to get my fivers worth and honour you with my presence until my membership expires.

Not Saints fans, many of them are determined to eat as much as possible as soon as they enter a football stadium for some reason.

Yes mate, be in town from about 1pm and afterwards. Text me xx

Top 3 types of blokes that will be at Upton Park on the 14th Feb Alpha males who do what they want Under the thumb melts who take their bird to football Ugly and single FACT

Why doesn't everyone bring a packed lunch? That way no one would need to eat during half Time as we could all be greedily tucking into our Tupperware boxes of cheese sandwiches, fairy cakes and crisps whenever we wanted during the 90 minutes of football. We'd also be able to exchange food with those lovely fans around us and it could lead to some great new songs. Such as everyone waving fairy cakes at the away fans and singing "we are Southampton, we eat when we want" "are you hungry over there?" and to any fit women in the ground "get you're cakes out for the lads"