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The best quote from that was when he said he'd "already had 4 tight trouser moments today from thinking of her"

I did answer. Prison is the punishment for the crime. Losing your liberty, being away from your friends and family etc etc. Whilst in prison, whilst it's still punishment by just being there it's also about rehabilition. Giving prisioners incentives to work, such as a small wage and a TV for them to watch is a reward for behaving whilst inside. Misbehave or refuse to work and they lose it. I know the media will have everyone believe that prisons are full of people sitting around smoking weed, sipping on smuggled in beer whilst playing Xbox on a widescreen TV they selected from the Argos catalogue when they walked in but the reality is very different to that. So what do you think is the answer? Think of this as a Prison Officer or Governer by the way, not someone who had read to many articles in the newspapers and naively believes everything they are told.

They are also holding prisons for people awaiting catagorisation so also hold people in for white collar crimes as well. The only prisoners in Cat B prisions who recieve priviledges like TV's have to work in the prison kitchens, workshops or as wing cleaners and pay 50p a week out of their wage of around £7 that they get for doing these jobs. They also recieve the "priviledge" of around 45 minutes a day of "social and domestic" where they can use the wing phones to ring families, take a shower and clean their cells. Prisoners who do not work do not get TV's and get S&D once every two or three days if they are lucky. It's called the carrot or the stick philosophy. But i am sure that in your experience and knowledge you would have know this already.

About as good as the "they shouldn't even have TV's" from you then.

The usual clap trap written by some middle class c*nt who never spent a day in a cell. With the usual knee jerk reaction from others who have never spent a day in a cell.

Don't remember that one mate, how did it go?

WHen you dont get on with Matt and think lawrie's a ****, that cortese When you wont give tickets to ex-players, or let them have freebie all-dayers, thats cortese Tills will ring kerching kerching and well sing "he comes from Italia" When you've upset Jeff Snelling and corporate seats aren't selling, that's Cortese

Cortese whoo whoo Cortese whoo whoo He comes from Italy He won't give tickets for free

More layers - what Anders Svenson would have wished he'd worn I'd he went out inadequately clothed on a bitterly cold winters day

Missing leg- what Anders Svenson would end up with if he didn't get a wound on his knee treated and it became gangerous

Multiple losers - what Anders Svenson would have if he consistently backed the wrong horse whilst at a day at the horse racing

My Lemonchello- what Anders Svenson would say when asked who's yellow Italian liquer drink that is whilst on a weekend break in Rome.

Matted locks - what Anders svenson would have if he grew his hair to below shoulder length and got sweaty whilst wearing a helmet on a 50 mile bike ride

Miserable lawyer - what Anders Svenson would have if he lost a legal battle against a woman accused of stalking him

Listen Matt- what Anders Svenson would say when trying to get Matthew Oakleys attention in a noisy dressing room in their pplaying days together

Loving mother - clearly what Anders Svenson had, for him to be such a nice chap and become a pro footballer

Lairy Muthaf*cker - what Anders Svenson might have called someone if they had reacted angrily to him cutting them up on a roundabout

Le Mans - the race Anders Svenson mitt have watched if he had a spare 24 hours

Leighton Mitchell - club Shop assistant turned Corteses yes man.

I cant for one second imagine a keen follower of current affairs would commit criminal acts such as the one you suggest, even in an attempt at an act of madness.

nothing to fear from what i've just seen. Not a lot between them but Leciester better side, plus they picked up a fair few injuries, with the extra day we have to recover and prepare we should be looking at at least a draw

This.

You're wrong mate. Chamberlain will get Theos place in the Arsenal squad. Theo is just a sprinter who cant shoot or cross. Chamberlain is much better, he has a much better football brain. He proved this last season against Wallsall and Dagenham and Redbridge.

If holding people back in the ground for 15 minutes is an infringement of human rights, surely forcing them to all travel by the same method is as well.

On the UI, banging the same drum.