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The sort of people that call Man United Manure, probably call Portsmouth "pimpley" and Bournemouth "Bompey" Utter f*cktards. No place for them if football. THe only thing offensive and derogatory about it is it makes them look like morons. Now run along East Ender. LOL @ me, see what i did there? I'm sooooooo witty and funny.

Shut up you pansy. Enjoy watching the game on the BBC, cowering behind your sofa everytime they show a skate on your TV screen.

The fact that you called Manchester United manure shows you don't know what you're talking about.

This was announced ages ago. Good news, means a lot of the women and pansies that will sh*t themselves at the very aight of a skate won't go now meaning more tickets available for us proper chaps and lovely lovely geezers to enjoy the day out minus the mincers in our fan base.

You're not wrong there mate. A lot of "fans" are only interest in top flight football. It's well known that crowds at non top flight clubs are down when big premier league games or champions league games are on tv. Very sad by just emphasises how sky have destroyed real football.

the last pair of trainers i bought were adidas Londons, they wore out very quickly. Where do you lot buy from? I look in the usual places like size and trainerstation but rarely get a bargain.

Hmm, maybe. Although most women already living with someone want to be "f*cked" not "made love to"

Depends on the part of the body. If she is talking about your hands after you've just put cream on them then it's probably unlikely, but if she is talking about your c*ck, there is probably a good chance you'lll get your hole.

Hmm, a rich man living abroad with a jet set lifestyle offering free hospitality. I wonder if you'll be asked to bring a parcel of "biscuits" back with you to give to a mate when you arive back in England???

If you didn't find it funny, I suppose you can take solace that it at least proves your theory that exams aren't getting easier.

As we discussed last week, i am still coming to terms with being around people without my lap top for protection.

Think i'm doing this one, probably be driving though. Not been to their new ground.

I seem to recall people saying this time last season he wasn't as good as when he first joined. We haven't had a settled back 4 all season, and has had 3 seperate partners in 6 games. I let you experts draw your own conclusions.

Magic Wok is a good takeaway. Pilgrim House for a meal.

Why post on it then? It's quite clear from the OP what it is about. Why do you feel the need to tell everyone that you aren't interested in the thread?

At gatwick waiting for a taxi. Cracking trip, I don't think I'd have coped with a third night.

Quite Jamie. I don't understand what everyone is saying. Hammond is not a leader, offers nothing, he can't tackle, pass and is too slow for this league. His poor first touch will get found out as this level, you Mark my words.

Exactly, anything is possible. DIdn't they say man would never walk on the moon? Plenty of super market cashiers successfully become shelf stackers, i dont see why that cant carry over to soccerball.

It has always been my ambtion to be held in high esteem on an anonymous internet forum. Another dream dies. Sigh......

Sometimes the voice just fits the band and the moment, Joy divison, THe Stone Roses and Oasis are all bands like this.

Or alternatively it might act as a massive spur to him that Adkins rates him so highly he thinks he has the abilty and intellengence to play in such an important postion. I am a fan of Jonno QUick as well, his goal scoring record is phenominal. He is lightening quick, stong and talented. That is why i think he can play there.

THe stats say he has a goal for every start, that is a fantastic record. I think he would make the ideal man sweeping up behind Fonte and co at the back. You dont need a football brain to play there, just use that lightening pace to sprint in behind everytime a ball over the top is played and clear it.

because we need a new striker, Bridge is quick and strong and has premier league experience. We can use him there.

Not really. I'm just putting it out there. It could work could it not. ANYTHING is possible. Dont forget Alan Shearer started out as a goalkeeper and Benali was a striker.