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That doesn't usually stop you. http://uaf.org.uk/ all you could possibly wish to know.

Who can this be?!!

What do you think of the UAF Andy?

I wonder what our SNSRJ's think of the UAF??

Tsk Jamie, it isn't just about sex you know. FFS.

It will matter though wont it. It effects your ability to have a normal relationship and your ability to have children. I'd say its a very significant factor. But then what do i know, i'll bow to the 19 year old relationship expert.

At the start the bloke running the EDL actually did talk abit of sense, or at least came across that way, by the end of it he made himself look a total cock. particularly dressing as a rabi then "slipping the old bill" it was like something out of the football factory. Seemed to be treating it all as a bit of laugh. The Mulsim bloke wasn't any better, presumably everyone here was outraged by his comments to ban homosexuality and make everyone convert to Islam. The only one that talked any amount of sense or came had any credilbity was the Iman. Dune makes a good point, why are the UAF so active against the EDL but dont bat an eyelid when the Islamic extremists are doing their thing.

Which is why i am stunned that none of our Social Networking Self righteous jerk (SNSRJ) have been all over it.

was a programme on C4 about Luton and the EDL and Muslims.

Unlikely as he was never at the Skates.

Im amazed their hasn't been a thread on this already. Thoughts people?

i think naive is the word you are looking for.

Thank god the voice of experience has turned up to give his advice and seal of approval.

I'm looking forward to camping out through the night to be the first on to use them. However, I think we should all get some training and a few trial runs preseason to perfect our technique. Hopefully the echo will be there for the standard photo of fans outside the turnstile cheering and waving scarves as an obese saints shirted freakshow squeezes through the gate whilst grinning foolishly. As well an interview with Kayleigh from Shirley who said "these scanners are great, i struggled a bit to use them at first but the friendly stewards were there to help, cant wait to use them every week. Premier league scanners for a Premier league club"

a coach brought in to train the fans on how to use the bar code scanners over the summer hopefully.

If Martin gets a sprint on he, Davis, Cork, Lambert and lallana could form the spine of the England team for the Euros.

How do you know he was Thai, did he show you his passport? Or are you just assuming he was a foreigner and likely to be an illegal immigrant. It's this sort of racism that needs to be stamped out in our fan base.

Apparantly if you **** a virgin it gets rid of HIV anyway. Might have to pimp her out for a bit. Maybe Andy666 or Super Mikey have use for us afterall......

Can you get HIV from anal and blow jobs? If not then give it a go, you'll be a lucky man. Just dont try and slot one in her gash when you're p*ssed.

:lol: L.M.F.A.O that is brilliant!! How long did it take you to think of that one? OMG I think I've laughed so much I may have cracked a rib.

why sceptical? It was topical, humourous and original.

i have to laugh at their Pack the Park campaign. 14,000 for round one, 17,000 for round 2, helped by 3,000 away fans for the visit of probably the biggest club in the championship. Where are the worlds greatest supporters? They seem to be turning their back on their club in their hour of need. They seem intent on telling everyone how great their support is, yet the facts dont quite back this up.

terrible defending from us. Grobeelar at fault for at least 3. Made no attempt at all to get to their third goal.

That is utter ******, I can think of three off the top of my head he has played in when we lost. cardiff away and he was at fault for one of their goals, Brighton away and Bristol City at home. I've just checked and you can add Doncaster, Bristol city away and Leicster to that list as well.