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Having a heavy bag of shopping split when walking down the high street on a rainy day comes a close second, especially when it contains apples which roll all over the pavement and into the road leaving them bruised and dirty.

Flip flops are okay, birkenstocks are lesbian shoes.

i think we'll probably try to lose a few early on so we are playing catch up, then make sure Lambert, Fonte, Lallana and Schniderlin are injued by the end of October so we are without key players and go on a 15 match losing streak so Pardew can get himself sacked by christmas.

No her name is Georgina Haslar Immigration Removal.

and these

Put yours up then you birkenstock, goatee bearded c***

feel free to add yours

it would make sense as they went back to 1955 in BTTF3 so back 30 years and forward 30 years. Eitherway, you'd have thought they'd at least have a prototype launched by now. This is outrageous lack of invention from so-called scientists.

Exactly the same time

HOw about Klose? He's had a good world cup, he'd be an asset to come for the last 20.

bugger, one less thing to moan about.

it's all about female newsreaders, the thinking mans porn.

I am ruling myself out, i know she wants me but she'd be a challange for the others.

You're not dead then?

He is a **** and no i dont, what is the point of being rich and famous if everyone thinks your a knob??

James Martin and the tall skinny bald one on something for the weekend, the rest of them are ****s.

were the attractive women not satisfied then?

I dont know about that, our John Prescott gutalike seems to have disapeared since his real love life became apparant. Maybe he is hanging from a tree somewhere due to this forum, TSF has blood on it hands.

She'd only touch you once going by the last 4 days activities.

look at you all creaming yourselves over a fairly decent looking bird, You act like you've never had a decent looking bird before

You hope i am!! I'll leave you and Stevo to it for now though. Judging by your standards of Stu then i am way out for your league

It doesn't really matter Georgie, provided a woman can cook, clean, looks pretty and puts out on demand they only thing that matters that is between their ears is my **** when its in their mouth.

Steveo, just a thought mate, if you sign up for retaileyes, they do mystery shoppers for wetherspoons so you can even claim the cost of your meal back.

Yeah its 3 years and 11 months.