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HOw about Klose? He's had a good world cup, he'd be an asset to come for the last 20.

bugger, one less thing to moan about.

it's all about female newsreaders, the thinking mans porn.

I am ruling myself out, i know she wants me but she'd be a challange for the others.

You're not dead then?

He is a **** and no i dont, what is the point of being rich and famous if everyone thinks your a knob??

James Martin and the tall skinny bald one on something for the weekend, the rest of them are ****s.

were the attractive women not satisfied then?

I dont know about that, our John Prescott gutalike seems to have disapeared since his real love life became apparant. Maybe he is hanging from a tree somewhere due to this forum, TSF has blood on it hands.

She'd only touch you once going by the last 4 days activities.

look at you all creaming yourselves over a fairly decent looking bird, You act like you've never had a decent looking bird before

You hope i am!! I'll leave you and Stevo to it for now though. Judging by your standards of Stu then i am way out for your league

It doesn't really matter Georgie, provided a woman can cook, clean, looks pretty and puts out on demand they only thing that matters that is between their ears is my **** when its in their mouth.

Steveo, just a thought mate, if you sign up for retaileyes, they do mystery shoppers for wetherspoons so you can even claim the cost of your meal back.

Yeah its 3 years and 11 months.

What Pete said.

:lol: Pay your fiver and join up to tight ****er!!

What? Complete denial of reality? and She made a terrbile mistake after agreeing with you that after 2 days your relationship had run its course? DUmped Twice in three days Dumped twice in three d-a-y-s Fat useless **** Stu He got dumped twice in three days....

no, but they both seem more intelligent.

WOuld this be the one you had planned to move in with and adopt her kids? Oh and being "dumped" by your own admission earlier today, is not mutual consent.

Milburn day today is a personal favourite.

Whats your record guys? Mine is once, when i was about 14 at school. I could compare my love life to being a boxer, couple of minor defeats as an amateur (ie school boy) which you learn from but when i turned pro have a proud undefeated record including a few KO's. How about you guys?

Your feet aren't big enough to hold your body up, its a wonder you dont topple over.

I've corrected it for you.

It sounds to me like the only time his 'girlfriend' was with him was when she need a drink, after he'd splashed the cash she f***** off to her other mates and left Stu to stand on his own like a lemon returning when her class was empty. Also Stu says he was sober, she he obviously drove. So he picked her up, droppeed her off and bought her drinks all night and she hardly spoke to him. The truth is starting to reveal itself.