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That’s where I’m at. In reality not much as changed. We’ve lost Broja but the first XI is pretty much the same that started last season, in addition we’ve lost a non scoring late sub plus a bang average keeper. This season we’ve got much more depth albeit a lot of them are untested kids. Early signs are that Bazunu looks a good capture so think he’ll start the season and I’d still expect Romeu and Ward Prowse to start the season as our central pairing with Lavia being eased through. the striker signing is going to be key, get someone in who can score 10 a season or more and things look promising.

Apologies, maybe I’ve missed it but can you remind us of a season when you were optimistic?

I don’t see too many people being bold and brave as per this seasons strap line.

Done deal to West Ham. Guess they won’t be in for Broja now

Be very surprised if this one happens given Guardiola seems to be personally blocking any permanent move. Loan or nothing by the looks of it

If he had his own squad to pick from things would probably be different

We need and immense signing to rival the insane and colossal ones we’ve already had

No He didn’t. He inherited a a team that had had its two leading goal scorers and best midfielder sold and its captain wanting a move and got one and its best player injured for half of the season. So in fairness he had nothing like the team that finished 6th

Why were you watching the Zambian league?!!🤣

People who put dozens of pointless hashtags on their Facebook photos, one particular cretinous bitch I’m friends with posted a picture of her feet on a garden table with a G&t on the table with #goodlife #relax #gardenlife #summergoals #g&t etc you’re sitting in your back garden having a drink like millions of other people you utter attention seeking cunt. On that note people who post pictures of their feet at the end of a sunbed by a swimming pool when on holiday, bellend.

“If they didn’t want him they could sell him back to the kennels for £150” 🤣🤣🤣

Maybe it was Mara instead of Delap? I doubt we’ve announced a deal if we didn’t think we could complete it

Guess we’ve lost our Chelsea loyalty card.

Unbelievably forgot about Di Canio and Vialli as well. Balotelli is only there because he played for two big clubs and Maccarone is a joke, he cost £8m, big money at the time and was hailed as being a the next star of Italian football and he was rubbish.

Forgot about him, brilliant player. Yes you’re right

Not many have been successes you’re right. Pound for pound Pelle probably has to be one of the most successful Italian strikers in the PL

What advantages? I thought it was meant to be an equal playing field for everyone? Start doing that and short arse darts players will be demanding a closer mark to throw from.

Starting your own religion can be pretty lucrative especially if you can dupe the mugs into giving you 10% of their wages whilst you already own prime real estate in major global cities.

What a boring game Sweden v Belgium is.

do less work but want the same money, and if you say it’s not right you’re a sexist bigot.

I dont get it, why would anyone want to watch that and why would anyone want to record themselves doing that?

Yes you did.

it can also mean what i said, which is where you tried to correct me.

it can also mean a team which are on of the top sides in the league they play in. Which is what they were not. They were in fact the worst team in the league they played in.

top league side or a side that played in a top league?