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You went outside? Are you crazy?!!

Rumours were he fell out with Ralph so quite probably something in it.

when are they sending the new kit out?

Yeah but equally you have to then question the players motives. Not play very much for Chelsea but earn a shed load of cash or move elsewhere and play regularly. Most players have confidence in their ability and would back themselves to make the first team but after a couple of seasons of being a bit part player and other big money signings coming in then you'd think they'd be wanting a move. If they're not then it suggests their motives are all wrong

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Welcome back to mongboards PB, great to see you back. x

Surely a micro cock is just a large clitros?

No idea, very hard to prove but i did know someone who was director of a company in my industry who was taken to court by his existing company whilst on garden leave because he had spoken to a customer of theirs so there are ways and means. I expect in a lot of cases it's not worth the hassle of following it up but you are still offically employed whilst on garden leave so should not do any work for anyone. I guess if we missed out of a target that went to Leciester then it might be some form of evidence but like i say, very hard to prove.

The subject of the thread is UK Heatwave. You posted a doomsday link to a stuff going on elsehwere giving it all "nothing to worry about" dont get upset because you screwed up. i see you managed to get a dig at the tories in as well

He would very likely be breaching the terms of his contract if he does

It's true, Melts is what they call people with no backbone

Day 2 - still here. Went to the gym early this morning, much to dismay todays WOD was 3 x 400 metre run, 30 sits ups, 20 pulls, 400 metre run. THe bastards made us go outside! Dont they know there is a heat wave on. Somehow managed to battle through it with the other 13 hardy souls in the group. Gym putting on free water refills today, ice water, strawberry or lemon, owner must be labour support, a tory gym owner would be stood by the doorway laughing at everyone dying why he pockets your cash. Depsite the intense workout incredibly didn't see anyone collapsing. On the way despite being stuck in a bit of traffic against the advise of the Kent Gazzette managed to make it home without burning to death. Just waved son off to school and wife off to work, hope they make it home alive, i guess they thought the same about leaving me working from home, although my life insurance policy means i'm worth more to them dead than alive, every cloud and all that. Good luck to everyone today, stay safe and stay alive.

All those individual errors and tactical cock with 19 players though 😳

Jesus wept that is horrific.

Thought he linked up well with Walker Peters and looked to have something about him. Early days, but him and Stuar Armstrong as the two attacking midfielders look decent. Or one of them if we go with a 3 man midfield. Lavia looks potentially real quality and I liked he look of Kotchop although he didn’t really have much to do, got a bit of power in the side now which we’ve been lacking would like the see a striker like Broja come in as well

Yep, those 3 give it away every time it goes near them. All 3 been poor.

actaully quite like the new kit now seen them wearing it.

we cant really sing come on you whites as they'll be all over us for racism.

i was thinking Romeu or Lavia, Plus JWP and Aribo

With him and Aribo looks like we've got some real power in the midfield now. Needs a striker of similar ilk

Crap penalty

JUst been to my sons futsal session, they kept them on despite fears of death. It was about 32c although the car said 44c, quite pleasant sitting in a deck chair watching them, was just a light session, few skills stuff and a penalty competition at the end, whereas usually they'll play pretty intense 4 a side matches for the last 20 minutes. No one collapsed, all the lads enjoyed it and cant wait for wednesdays session.

the hottest temperatures i've been in was 45c, that was Marrakech in 2007 and the same in Puglia in 2019. It didn't really feel that hot and i didn't see anyone collapsing ih the street, despite their being rivers of them in Paris.

You do know this thread is about the UK heatwave, not the ones in Portugal, Spain and Greece?

Yes just spending doesn't work. Look at Man United, just signing player after player with no real strategy and ended up getting worse. Everton another example of just spending, they bought 4 players for the same position in the same window not long ago FFS. Then there is the Saints of 2017-21, missing out on quality players because we wont spend more than £15m and ended up giving some of them away or paying them to leave. Just spending money doesn't work, but then neither does trying to get away with doing things on the cheap. We're still in the premier league more by luck than anything else as we should have gone down the Pellegrini/Hughes season and we'd probably be doing what Derby are right now if that had happened.