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Bournemouth playing very well at arsenal, they look a decent side.

It's pathetic, it's like a load of kids booing a pantomime villain or watching American wrestling when the bad guys gets in the ring, Utterly juvenile behaviour. Chants of "what a load of rubbish" like back in the old days get the message across far better than a load of morons going "boooooooo"

How come cricketers can play for 8 hours 5 days in a row at international level but our pathetic footballers can't play twice in a week for 90 minutes?

It's not Puels fault Rodriguez swang his leg at the ball when a more composed striker would have have slotted it into the corner of the net. It's not Puels fault Martina fell asleep and lost his man. The stats show we're having lots of possession and creating PO lots of chances. It's clear that we're still a decent side but we lack that cutting edge and ruthless streak we need. We gambled on Long repeating last seasons form and Rodriguez getting near to how he once was and it hasn't paid of so far. The fact is neither have for anywhere near where thus could be and especially in the case of Rodriguez it's sad to see, but at the moment both look like they've been dragged in from the terraces rather than being top flight strikers. It's needs addressing in January, we won't go down but the moron fans will become increasing frustrated and blame the wrong people as usual.

Eric black, the first person to score a hatrick against against Celtic at Celtic park and be shafted in an underground sting where unproven band unfounded accusations are lodged against him.

The latter part of your advice is certainly true though given some of the horse sh*t spouted on here.

Unfortunately not, he blocked me after I called him a clown.

Talk sports south coast football expert is nothing of the sort, one of his finest moments was when he tweeted saints weren't interested in Austin, 14 hours later he signed.

You don't get it do you. Never have, never will.

None of them would ever have left if Cortese was still here.

I agree Geoff. if you take out the games against the top teams, arsenal, Man United, Liverpool, Chelsea, Leicester, Man City, the games before we clicked, Sunderland, Watford and of course hull which was bad due to the manager and players we've done quite well in the other 3 games, so our points are skewed.

Young, hungry and therefor guaranteed to improve.

He clearly has talent, remember that Sunderland goal?

Les Reed is useless and doesn't know what he's doing Puel is his yes man Puel is boring Something about net spend WE haven't replaced Pelle or Mane Something about no ambition The diamond is sh*te We didn't sign Haller/Bas Dost (insert any player no one had heard of six months ago who we were tenuously linked with in July or August and the failure to sign means we are screwed) Redmond isn't a striker Roduriguez career is over You can't expect to sell your best players every summer and improve Have I missed anything?

There is one lie on there already, he claims in 1996 he was working at centreprise, he wasn't, he was a photocopier salesman for a company in hedge end. I know this because I was also working there. IIRC he joined from another photocopier company in bornemouth.

You know what I did this morning? I updated facebook with my outrage then I apologised to my son for having him in this era. I've never been so ashamed to be a human being. Then went back to playing candy crush.

Your children have bigger problem to contend with pal. Such as their dad being such a dramatic, self righteous helmet.

So Davis "lack of talent" means he should be one of the first names on the team sheet when we play against the best teams, yes?

Imagine if we had Alderwierld and Van Dijk, which was the plan. Surely the best pair in the world not just the premier league. Anyway, both of them are absolute class but van Dijk just shades it for me, defensively both very good but I think Van Dijk is better on the ball. An absolute rolls Royce of a player

At it again last night, sucked the ball into net twice, terrified the full back into smashing it into his own net. The Chapel Kop is worth a goals head start.

At least he's aiming a bit higher these days. He used to wish we were Everton/Stoke/Watford.

I'd have thought given all the whinging and moaning about Katherinas lack of ambition, investment, interest and assets stripping, Ralph being clueless div who is an embarrassment in front of the cameras and Les Reed ballsing up everything he touches people would be delighted with a change of ownership?

So that all red kit Cortese chose finally paid off.

Exactly this. You'll be inundated with experts who will only be too quick to tell you what to do and their way is best. You and your significant other will find your own way, it may take 2-3 months but you'll get there. They will be sick on you, they'll get all sorts of coughs, colds bugs and there will be times when you think they're seriously ill and you need to rush them to the hospital, then they'll burp and be fine. When they are asleep and don't breath for 15 seconds don't do what we did and jump out of bed thinking they were dying, apparently it's totally normal for babies we were told a couple of weeks later And enjoy it because as others have said time flies its amazing seeing them develop and have their own personalities.

It isn't just our problem it's across the country. The combination of the removal of terracing, everything being offensive and soccer AM creating a new generation of fan that wants to engage in #banter and is more interested in trying to be crazy or a comedian that create an intimidation atmosphere is to blame. The atmosphere in the premier league barring a handful of grounds is in the main horrendous. You've only got to look at old footage to see the difference when a goal is scored for example. The terraces would explode, these days its just polite applause. We do seem to have more than our share of cretins only capable of singing songs that involve clapping like a coked up seal or wackiness like fancy dress or putting items of confectionary on peoples heads but it's a countrywide epidemic I'm afraid.