Crazy Diamond

This problem was summed up a fair few posts ago - Some Southampton fans are never happy. They actually want to complain about something, and have this dinosaur age idea that they need to be involved in the running of the club and complain about anything until they're recognised. Long story short, desperate for attention and to have a position of power and it's not going to happen. They should shut up, but they won't. Who. ****ing. Cares.

It took over 12 hours but I updated Steam and have actually got a game going. First impressions, don't like the skin. Way too much going on at once. 3D match engine isn't as improved as I thought it would be either.

Okay for a start, I open the programme and it wants an update. That happens every time I open the damn thing - no matter how many times it says it's done it. It then froze the first five or six times after I had launched it. Now, it wants an update of 2525.2MB. Why? The game is five days old! My internet connection is so bad, the speed is peaking at 58.4KB, so it's going to take all day to download. What was wrong with just putting a CD into a drive and playing? It's PATHETIC. It won't stop piracy either. Nothing will.

Steam really is a steaming pile of ****. I've had the game about 15 minutes and can't even play the damn thing.

I think you're missing my point. We finished second in the exact year he said we struggled with relegation.

I did say 2 - 1. A Saints goal and I'll have two correct predictions in a row.

"Pompey have always been badly run, it seems to be in the fabric of the place, but in 1984 it didn't matter. To our left you had Saints with their poxy little ground, their relegation struggling team and their acceptance they were a small, family, club" Erm. In 1984 we finished second only to Liverpool in the top flight and were the only club that decade that came close to a league and cup double.

Tough one this. I've not made my mind up, but the one that springs to mind is Green Onions by Booker T and the MGs.

They'll never get Clark. Why would he want to leave Huddersfield for that pile of ****e?

I'm going to run a clock from his first touch in a professional game to the first transfer rumour linking him with a Premier League club. Sweepstake anyone?

Not sure if I want us to win this or not, so I'll think like Nigel. We want to win every game and its about the squad, not individuals. I say utilise the squad and try to win. I realise that's not much help to anyone. I'm going for a 2 - 1 loss, Palace to cause an upset against a Prem team in a semi-final leg but ultimately lose out on a place in the final.

Solskjaer as their manager. Interesting. Wonder if Claus has had a word - he was supposed to have told them to sign Huseklepp.

I need to start gambling. Predicted a 1 - 1 draw and lo and behold...

Ack. Wotsit has scored for the Skates. EDIT: Apparently it was Norris. If true, the Skates OS can't even get their own players right!

He's not bad is he! Wonder how Ipswich feel about letting him go for such a small fee now...

officialpompey Portsmouth FC Attendance: 12,779 #pompey

officialpompey Portsmouth FC Attendance: 12,779 #pompey Massive club...

One or two grammatical and punctuation errors (observing with my journalist hat on) but yes, a lovely article.

He was never the manager - he was Director of Football.

I met Chris Packham, he visited my school. Nice chap. Anyway, I can see this ending up as a 1 - 1 draw, same as Derby last week. The Franchise don't have fans. They have a collection of mouth breathers.

Yeah most likely. The winning bid was £620 anyway. Still mental if you ask me. I went for a job interview on Thursday, and I've just noticed that the head of the company has tweeted that he has six tickets to the gig and is looking for people to go with!

Pretty bad one. Almost suffered from brain damage. http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Derby-Steven-Davies-to-play-with-10-metal-plates-in-his-head-after-horror-injury-article817697.html I didn't pay close attention to the game as I was in town for most of the 90 minutes, I know Davies was taken off but never imagined it would be that bad: I for one would like to wish him a speedy recovery and hope he's playing for them again soon.

It's not very good, just to warn you.

I swear I heard 'Ian Adkins' too. Jesus.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Stone-Roses-Reunion-ticket-30th-June-Heaton-Park-Saturday-/230689384626?pt=UK_Tickets_Tickets_LE&hash=item35b628a8b2#ht_950wt_1121 Bargain, only £21,100.