Crazy Diamond

He's crunched the numbers Turks and the database has spoken.

Well. He's no Steve de Ridder.

New film based upon Portsmouth coming out soon, the script has been written and production is well under way. Sadly, their best actor has left as he couldn't get on with the director. David Connolly is said to already have agreed a new part in something that will be a much more successful.

FACT: Perez has the worst sideburns ever.

Once again, seven men back as Newcastle advance, we turn it into an attack. Brilliant.

Great defending. Eight players quickly behind the ball as Janmaat advances, he's frustrated, has to pass backwards. We get possession back and counter. More of the same please.

Foot planted in the ground, Tadic smashed to one side. Could have been nasty so I can see why he's arguing...

BRAVE POMPEY HELD IN BURTON'S CUP FINAL #tinpot

I've always thought Defoe was a good player, barring his brain-dead decision to go to the few. Maybe it's psychological warfare. Instead of laughing your arse off at having to play against Altidonkey, you have to think twice because they've got Defoe instead.

Unbelievable. Well, given the context, totally believable I suppose. Any luck with the fat in the pipes, or the projector needing a new bulb?

230 spaces. Pretty good going. Means everyone can park...

So are we saying it's okay to dish out advice on how to get away with committing a crime?

Case in point, three threads on the new yellow kit, all stemming from a single link.

God I wish Alpari were a Skates sponsor. That would have been hilarious... West Ham football club sponsor and currency broker Alpari has shut its UK arm following the Swiss National Bank's decision to end its capping of the Swiss Franc against the Euro.

Can we have a separate, sticky thread for Twitter and/or newspapers? Each time a link appears on the internet with so much as a small mention of Saints, someone opens a new thread. A sort of 'gossip column' might be an idea. The amount of threads that could so easily be put into HCDAJFU for example is silly. I find myself wading through a minefield each time I go on to the main board. Might also cut down on duplication. Just a thought...

Agent Connolly has replaced Tubbs at Wimbledon...!

Sam Sodje cleared of match fixing. Presumably they found out that despite Sam's best efforts, Portsmouth would have lost anyway.

C- minus for that scouting report. Someone loves using commas a bit too much...

Should have clarified, I meant Hampshire side!

I'm not great with maths... But, if I'm right, Fleet Town are closer to Portsmouth than us in terms of places down the pyramid...!

They've tried that. Richie Barker had about as much experience. He'd even got Bury promoted and made Crawley an amazingly mid table side!

Probably because those players are on big wages and clubs don't want to inherit them... But as if Portsmouth haven't learnt their lesson there. What am I thinking?!

Corrected for those of us who don't want another part of our life changed by American 'football'.

Just pleased someone noticed it, ha!

Nope.