Crazy Diamond

If I feel strongly enough about it, I'll just turn my back on him. The worst thing we can do is make an atmosphere that takes away from the game and the point of that game - getting three points. I personally refuse to let him get in the way of what could be one of the best ever seasons to be a Southampton fan. We've done it before and not learnt from it - Redknapp has twice been in town and we've given him stick and lost one, scraped a win in the other. Don't make the game about people we don't like. Make it about the team of today trying to get a Champions League place.

Is a decent keyboard hard to come by in Sweden?

Liverpool. (Waits for Pap's inevitable contribution to this thread)

Some of them aren't very good. I'm assuming Passionfield is Petersfield?

It's fine! Awford stays in charge. Has a reduced budget next year because they haven't met their targets (we'll win this league cos we's the bestest in this sh*t league) and they do even worse next year. Repeat the managerial ins and outs and fade further into obscurity.

Is the second meet-up being organised yet?

When Churchill was sent cigars by people as gifts during the war, they were all burnt as they were viewed as a security risk... Hintedy hint hint.

He's their problem now. Think that's all that needs to be said really.

Can't say I'm a particular fan of men in suits reading team sheets as if they're returning officers at a local election.

And? Doesn't mean he can't be offered a new deal too.

You know you're the only one I would approve of x

I have to say I do not understand half the time how fans inside our stadium can clearly see all the handballs they shout about. The referee wasn't the greatest but I wouldn't say he was the war criminal he was made out to be.

Had to get a different train into town today unfortunately but glad to hear you all had fun. If it makes you feel better, I had to get a different train home, so have only just got in.

West Ham fans were a disgrace on the footbridge and at the station. I've come to expect nothing less from them to be honest. As for the game itself, we had an attitude of trying to someone else in or crossing it when a shot would be a better idea. Frustrating.

I'm afraid I can't make it tonight as I'm having to catch a different train to Southampton - someone can pretend to be me if they want. Hope you all have fun with PC Lou.

I've just noticed the car park in that overhead picture... I thought it was a building site!

Peter Reid's brother - the one that manages Warrington?

Small world Mr. Turkish, small world.

The photocopier salesman was... Marc Jackson.

I can't quite remember, Mark Fotheringham maybe? He turned down an offer from us. Licka may have played the same game but I don't think it was him. Ha. Back then things were very different... Oh him! He turned up at Bournemouth when they were well and truly in the mire. Funnily enough, I went on to work for them as well that same season! Mark someone?

Think I'd rather play on the black stuff to the right.

The problem with that was - and I know because I was working for the club at the time - that it was at the expense of people that should have been there. I wasn't one of them by any means, before you ask...! Then there was a pre-season friendly (away to a team like Bristol City I think?) where we had a trialist and we weren't allowed to guess who it was. When someone did figure it out, Keith deleted the posts.

It's silly but then again so is throwing an orange at a football match.

It was her idea! Check page four!

Google her name. Like all the best detectives, I don't believe in coincidences.