Crazy Diamond

Well shall we call it quits and let Texas just win the World Series?

Had one on my tie for graduation. Did a Channon windmill as I walked across the stage to collect my degree. Nothing wrong with a badge as far as I'm concerned.

I search for work every day. Go and patronise someone else.

I'll be watching on TV. Want to know why, you judgemental tw*t? Because I'm unemployed and have been for a year. I have to save to go to Saints matches, and I cannot afford to go to Middlesbrough. I'm a massive plastic though because I've only been to 90% or so of the home games and have bought the home shirt. Terrible isn't it. Why don't you take your opinions on other people's levels of support and shove them up your arse. It's no business of yours what games your fellow fans go to.

Sandwichsaint... Were you sat next to me against Portsmouth?

I remember a Portsmouth fan on a train at Eastleigh spotting my Saints shirt and getting out a bottle of Coke. He then pointed at it repeatedly as if to take the ****. Not long after that, they went into administration. I think that's a 'LOL' moment.

I'd suggest sitting in front of your computer and not behind it. It's easier on the eyes. Anyway. A forum by definition is 'a place, meeting, or medium where ideas and views on a particular issue can be exchanged'. If you think what is being said is embarrassing, no one is forcing you to read it or listen to what people have to say. And hey, what possesses YOU to give a **** so much, you have to start a thread asking why people give a **** for expressing their opinion? Hmm. I'll tell you what I find embarrassing. When someone next to me asks 'who the coloured one up front is'. When someone is more bothered about the contents of their sandwich, when in front of them is the south coast derby, one of the most important in years. I find stuff like that embarrassing, and I come on here and discuss it with others.

Harry wants him at Spurs. Then again, did you hear of a player that he wasn't interested in signing?

Couldn't tell you for definite, though Chipsticks are nice.

Oh yes I read about that - I can't see Simon Cowell losing much sleep, or money, over it somehow... Glad I'm not the only one who noticed it! I was on a train to Selhurst with a fair few of them who were trying out their own Adam Lallana chant. It didn't catch on...

No idea who they are, but have heard of them. I thought imitating boy bands were something 12 year olds did - this lot are early 20s. Incredibly sad.

Lambert FC last night, scoring through Jos Hooiveld and Billy Sharp's brace.

Apparently standing on the platform at Clapham Junction smoking and taking the **** out of the staff is also the done thing. Very clever.

Good God why? "Yeah mate well the thing is, yeah like I was saying, yeah the thing is, mate, mate mate mate mate" - no, it's not a transcript but I know, it's bloody close.

Couldn't move for them at Selhurst Park. All had the same haircut too!

On a similar subject, why are the younger men out there all attending football matches in quilted jackets, tight jeans and brown shoes? Is it in vogue to admit you've no imagination and dress the exact same as ten of your mates?

You were listening to TalkSPORT, and there lies the problem. That ****** Moose was giving it large about how Peterborough surrendered to us last night. Anyone remember the Brighton result a few days ago? He doesn't seem to. As for Reading, the media darlings have been out for them since the final whistle last night. It's pathetic. They don't 'deserve' anything. Their fans sure don't - incredibly plastic fans, giving the Franchise a run for their money.

They're going to get a shock. A division that could still contain big teams - Huddersfield or Sheffield Wednesday are likely to be down there, then you've got the Franchise who sadly always make a push for the play-offs/automatic spots, and Preston might turn it around. Still, at least Bompey have another team to pretend they're fierce rivals with.

Greg Halford has had more clubs than a golfer and for a reason. Wouldn't want him anywhere near us.

I thought we were only allowed three! Might take him over Howard actually.

Yes I do have to wonder about people that immediately think to get their phones or cameras out and take terrible recordings of celebrations. Would have thought the instinctive thing to do would be to celebrate, rather than document others doing just that... It's not as if goal celebrations are going to be all that different either. It's going to be a lot of people shouting 'yes!' and jumping up and down.

That all may well be true, and as someone working in broadcasting I can see that there is some sense in your post. But Adam Blackmore, Andy Moon and Laurence (Skate) Herdman don't act in quite the same way Kris Temple does. Trying to take the **** out of Nigel post-Palace and then basically criticising him for his answers on the radio last night is a bit much. Not sure what objectivity has to do with either of those two incidents.

My (possible) ticket has been spoken for. Good luck to the rest of you.

Look at last season - BBC were at Loftus Road for the coronation of QPR. They had already been promoted by then and it was just a case of waiting to hear about the possibility of the points deduction, which was never really going to happen. They'll probably be at Reading's game unless we manage to take the promotion decider into the last game. As for Sky, I imagine they'll find a play-off decider or us.

Easy. Jutkiewicz, Vokes and Howard. THEY'RE ALL SAINTS FANS, AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.