St marys had a little man,
his name was rupert Lowe,
and everywhere Rupert went,
Micheal Wilde was sure to go.
He followed him to training one day,
which was against the rule,
it made the players and manager laugh,
to see such a couple of tools.
And so the manager turned him out,
but still Mike lingered near,
and waited patiently about,
till Rupert did appear.
"What makes Mike love Rupert so?"
The playing staff did cry,
"why,they are both here to protect their assets"
and that's the reason why.
Ok,it's not a prayer,it's a nursery rhyme.
I would like to thank my son for the loan of his book.