hypochondriac

Do footballers all have the same media training? Be as dull and generic as possible and you won't do anything wrong or say anything controversial...

Lol@u

Pretty much this.

Not that ridiculous is it. Bit of an over the top reaction!

Probably Norwich too.

Says a lot.

You don't have to have an encyclopaedic knowledge of tactics or football in general to know that Sinclair will not be playing at left back this season.

You sound like derry and his plan to use Fonte as a defensive midfielder.

We haven't been linked with Banega for weeks.

Ffs.

Boom boom.

Clearly behind the times buddy...

Still better than the old shirt...

Great minds eh!

The first person to bid 1,000,000 gets many reputation points.

Oh noes! Who did you report him to?

Don't be a retard. Anyone who is truly interested would be able to guess the size.

Bet he comes on in a bit and says that someone has contacted him and bought it

Well with that attitude I hope a moth eats it before you can sell it.

Bit pointless without a photo.

Absolutely no chance.

I would hope we get someone else in if this is true?

Possibly United.

Just bought two tickets. Bloody hell if they are that much every week then I won't be going to many!