hypochondriac

I haven't celebrated a goal like that for ages.

****. The fact he mentions striking him off his list at all says it all.

That went better than I could have imagined. Amazing.

I will be buying that and sticking it in a frame.

Made my year. What an utter utter legend.

My cat shat himself.

Ffs roy you ****

Embarrassing defending.

**** off Roy.

Not sure what benefit starting rooney has.

Weird the you keep going on about defoe. We clearly aren't signing him.

Well we should get on well then...

Maybe I am sane and you are all mad...

Personally I like the HCDAJFU thread. I thought the point was to speculate about players and tenuous links and then if there is a concrete link to a player then it gets a separate thread. What is confusing about that?

If he scores I will go mental

Yeah pretty much that. If they are telling the truth then they were still pretty dumb to go through with it and not alert someone.

I totally agree. That would be the perfect scenario.

The only reason I read the HCDAJFU thread is to see if there have been any more rumours or links to players. Normally it is at most about three or four pages a day and any of the concrete rumours like Osvaldo have a thread of their own. It's really not difficult to follow.

But have we had a stated ambition to finish top half of the table before?

If it had been two blokes we wouldn't have heard anything.

Speak for yourself. I think the HCDAJFU is a good place to hold rumours makes it easier to read and it's not like you get hundreds of pages a day it's over a long period of time.

Media training has a lot to answer for.

Ha I was going to say...

You have a son called Klein? Unusual name.

I don't think the Echo should be banned. Quite happy for the News to be banned though.