hypochondriac

Fair play to Gary Barlow after his daughter and all that.

Does Brazil have anyone famous who isn't Pele?

I wanted the cartoons.

What would they gain from blowing up a statue?

That actually made me laugh out loud. A rare achievement on here well done.

Overall An absolute abortion of an opening, a boring middle and an alright to pretty decent ending. Some pretty cool bits like the Idle bit. Overall score: C.

Who would you have chosen? I thought she was alright.

About half an hour.

They were good...

I'm glad the pythons got a nod and they showed the zany side to Britain (achieved much better than in the Brand segment.)

Only joking really. I do love the Pythons. The others in the group have said though that Idle likes to milk their material a lot.

Oh dear Eric. How the mighty have fallen...

Ha this is better. Liked the Romans

Morris dancers and nuns. Exactly what I thought the opening ceremony was going to be like... Glad Idle is there though. Funny.

He doesn't half like living on past glories does Idle...

As a nation we are just so odd...

They should have just done the whole show like this TBF rather than that cr*p at the beginning.

She gets better with age.

Second half been much better. Who is this guy doing wonderwall? Edit whoops Liam! Didn't know who beady eye was.

Always and forever.

Mel C still looks like a bloke I see.

Disappointing Geri isn't wearing the dress.

That was definitely the highlight so far. Spice girls now?

I keep remembering it again. That was by far the worst bit.

You have every living British artist to choose from and you pick the latest fad that will be gone once they hit puberty? FFS...