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I only watched the first 5 minutes of the first half because I was going out, but it was an amazing first 5 minutes I thought. Brazil were going for it from the off.

Just to clarify, we should write off both WBA games now, but have a good chance of getting a few points off United?

We played Evian last season.

Predictions for who will be our first real pre-season fixture. By proper I mean a team from one of the top two divisions in their respective countries (e.g. Eastleigh, Totton, Portsmouth etc. don't count). I'm going for Toulouse (away).

I love your fascinating stories. You should tell them more often.

Alexander Buttner?

It's true, we really do. Especially the Fatso.

How does Jose Mourhinio's appointment affect our chances. I don't think he will be anywhere near as successful this time round which will probably play into Saints hands nicely. Saints title odds would shorten a little bit if I was a bookie.

I'm afraid it's gone beyond even my help.

This thread is the least funny the internet has ever been.

I don't even think you're joking are you? Mental.

I'm glad Nigel Atkins has managed to find a job in the media since leaving Saints.

If they've taken into account away goals, why haven't they taken into account penalty shoot-outs for the teams which drew over 2 legs?

If we win our final game, we could go 10th.

I think we've played some pretty nice stuff this half to be honest. Done everything but score.

We'll finish 11th. The only result which won't go our way is the Reading game.

Actually there's a ? after Jesus, so maybe it isn't. 3 posts, well used.

The shirt is signed by Jesus though (to the right of the 'S' in goals).

100 goals. None of them scored in this kit.

I don't really use Twitter often, and don't really understand who's saying what, but from what I can gather Luke Shaw just offered to get a random young fan tickets for the game this weekend who said he/his dad can't afford tickets. Good lad I say. Maybe I'm a happy clapper, but I really do think we have a genuine nice set of players at the club at the moment compared to your average club. The little gestures can make all the difference...

Please use this thread to highlight posts which trousers makes which are not direct quotes from Twitter/somewhere else on the internet. Here's one from last week: http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?44705-Wigan-v-Swansea&p=1685649#post1685649

With Man United, Man City, Chelsea, Everton and maybe Arsenal* and Spurs** all starting next seasons with new managers, they are likely to all go through a season of transition. Is this Saints chance to seize the opportunity? * Rumours of Wegner going to PSG ** AVB might get shafted if Spurs don't finish top 4.