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Wow. Just wow.

I'm breaking out in a cold sweat just thinking about that scenario. I hope we get at least a point. It wil be more satisfying than going up on goal difference alone.

"Que Sera Sera Whatever will be will be, We're going to play Pompey Que sera sera"

Anyone know what it's like down there. Pretty mental thunderstorms going on in Dorset at the moment. It's been a while since we've had a game postponed...

...and died...

Jose Fonte, Dan Harding, Rickie Lambert and Kelvin Davies.

Right, so having recently discovered that apparently Brenford hate us too, I think we should compile a comprehensive list of why everyone hates us. That way, before every future fixture, we can just refer to this thread to know what we've done wrong if anyones ever unsure. Please feel free to complete the following list (I've started the first couple): Man United - 1976 & a few humiliating Premiership results Chelsea Arsenal Man City Spurs Liverpool Everton Bolton Newcastle Sunderland Aston Villa Stoke West Brom Fulham Birmingham Blackpool Wolves Blackburn Wigan West Ham QPR Norwich Cardiff Swansea Reading Nottingham Forest Milwall Burnley Leeds Hull Leicester Watford Ipswich Pompey - Because we're all-round better people than them Middlesbourgh Bristol City Coventry Barnsley Derby Crystal Palace Doncaster Sheffield United Scun-thrope Preston North End Brighton Huddersfield Peterborough Bournemouth MK Dons Leyton Orient Rochdale Exeter Brentford - Something to do with ticket allocations a few years back. Carlisle Colchester Charlton Sheffield Wednesday Hartlepool Oldham Tranmere Yeovil Notts County Walsall Dagenham and Redbridge Bristol Rovers Plymouth Swindon Chesterfield Bury Wycombe Shrewsbury Accrington Stanley Stevenage Gillingham Torquay Rotherham Port Vale Southend Oxford Crewe Aldershot Morcombe Macclesfield Cheltenham Bradford Burton Albion Hereford Lincoln City Northampton Barnet Stockport County

How about: Na na na na na na naaaa Na na na naaa, Ham-mond (to the tune of hey Jude)

We won't beat Huddersfield on Monday, I 100% guarantee it.

Have they? The BBC website says they've gone 0 games since a win.

Did they do it?

Yeah I agree. At least I hope Poyet doesn't. I'd far rather the next England manager was an Englishman!

What is all the # nonsense about on there? Is there anyone called #browns on twitter?

With your gs? Gays?

What is the NPL?

Have just been on the 'squad selector' bit of the Southampon BBC site. How come the little shirts don't look like Saints sash shirt? Every other team I've looked at have little pictures of their own current shirts, but ours look like a Stoke rip off.

You like Deppo, don't you? I mean really like him. Perhaps you 2 should take your relationship to the next level, beyond SWF. If you need any further help, I'll try and set you up FFS.

I'm not sure if this deserves a thread of its own or not, but did anyone else think that most of the Bristol Rovers fans shirts looked very dirty. Especially those who were wearing their home blue and white kit...some of them almost looked blue and brown. It was revolting. Saints fans on the other hand looked much more respectable. Also, good result for us.

7-3 to Spurs.

I'll be in there with my Brenford Season ticket holding mate

I still think we'll finish above them.

While it may have been a silly thing to do, I don't think he's setting any worse of an example than the fatty sticking his fingers up, the guy doing w@nker hand gestures, all the people obviously swearing at him, and the guy towards the back who's quite clearly smuggled a bottle of Pepsi into the ground against ground regulations.

Can you now do one with a hideous white panel for the sponsor to go on. Also, can we have black pin-stripes at the red/white borders?

Is it like their own version of the Pompey takeover thread?

Phil Brown did a pretty good job with Hull.