jawillwill

I completely agree. Our chants aren't literal enough sometimes. I also think we should change to singing the following: "It's all Southampton, all Southampton FC, we're comfortably in the top 500 teams, the world has ever seen" and instead of OWTSGMI: "Oh when the Southampton players go jogging onto the pitch and sometimes win a game, I want to be part of their fanbase and cheer loudly, when the Southampton players go running on the pitch" (that one might need a bit of slight alteration)

Sorry if I'm going off on a tangent, but what's wrong with Capri-Suns?

Rory Delap for Saints v Spurs was better.

Seeing as this is the hot topic of the week, does anyone remember this guy? Think he only made a couple of appearances for us and then seemingly disappeared? I vaguely remember him coming on as a sub against a team in blue (Ipswich?), and taking a great corner kick.

Has anybody stopped to consider the fact that maybe it was in fact an intentional mistake in order to highlight the similarities between Mick Channon and Jose Fonte's styles of play?

Even behind the goals? Really?

Sorry pal, you know I was only joking! By the way (going off on a complete tangent) was it you that was after some laminate flooring the other day (It may well have been someone entirely different)? Just I dunno if you've noticed, but there's a thread about it here which might be of some use to you.

I would seriously recommend not listening to Deano6 when he's talking about about New York. He doesn't really live there. He's just a fantasist.

Sorry, I should have been more specific. Stoke-on-Trent.

John McCombe from Port Vale anyone? Saw him wondering around town today (I only recognised him because my mate supports Port Vale and I've been to a few games with him).

How do you know? Have you read one?

Aren't all the answers to these questions obvious?

Has anyone stopped to consider the fact that they've purposely used the seemingly out-of-date table to emphasise just how well we've been doing since November?

This is what we've though before. This is what Pompey fans thought before. This is what Leeds fans have thought before. It's what fans of most clubs have thought before. It won't happen and they'll be absolutely fine.

We'd also need Forte too? I say we sign someone called William and someone called Hill so we can be sponsored by William Hill. Or perhaps people called Maynard, Wine and Gums so that we can be sponsored by Maynard Wine Gums.

Nigel: Well done Richard, you scored a goal Alex: Oh dear, we're losing. How frustrating.

We should sell him to Pompey. It'll cripple them financially, and we'll have him back by the end of the season.

Can any other club in the country claim to have been knocked out of the FA cup while live on TV for so many consecutive seasons? 2011 - Lost to Man United (ITV) 2010 - Lost to Pompey (ITV) 2009 - Lost to Man United (Setanta) 2008 - Bristol Rovers (BBC) 2007 - Man City (sure it was on TV? -sky?) 2006 - Lost to Newcastle (was on TV) 2005 - Lost to Man United (was on TV) 2004 - Lost to Newcastle (was on TV) 2003 - Lost to Arsenal (got a feeling it was on TV)

Deppo is an anagram of Poped

Quick, someone edit Messi's page.

We do have a proper running track at SMS and anyone who thinks we don't is not a real fan. Typical Redknapp can't help having a dig at us at every opportunity!

Why can't we have both? The question is a bit silly really, isn't it?

Haven't we sold out yet?

Too easy...

Isn't Charlie a girls name?