mcjwills

Still a Tory

Yeah last thief that broke into my house felt so sorry for me, left all his swag from his previous visits that night with a note that I needed it more than he did.

The only thing surprising is he did not have an orange in his mouth and a bag over his head.

I know the name of a good Therapist because with the above statement you obviously need one

It is a well known fact that to oversee somebody's supply of Electricity, you have to inspect ownership documents of those you supply electricity to, I remember vividly the meter reader from Southern Electricity demanding to see my deeds to the house I live in.

Can't understand it why the Skates are not on TV, they are the biggest team in the world with the bestest fans ever

I think we ought to have 4 Bren guns set up, one in each corner and if the players are not motivated enough a quick burst of fire around their feet, ought to get them moving.

If your not voting for Ivan Golac, your too young, anyone old enough to remember Ivan will have to agree best foreign import the club has ever had a true legend

I was turning right out of Lowford onto the A27 the other day when whilst waiting patiently at the junction a group of racing club types come up on my left and proceed to cut around the front of me as I am turning right and then abuse me for not letting them go before turning right because those cannts have just cut me up.

One of the problems that, drivers suffer from with cyclist are the F***wit drivers that will simply not pass a cyclist unless they can go on the other side of the road and give at least 9 feet between the side of their car and the cyclist, and as that means they have to go virtually on the other side of the road that means those following the f***wit have to wait until a 3 mile space is available on the other side of the road, and we have to travel for 1/2 mile behind the cyclist at 6 miles an hour, just what you want in rush hour on your way to work. If it was just 1 f***wit it would be ok but the standard of driving has dropped so much nowadays that 25% behave like this. I was taught just pull out enough to pass safely and drive past, this usually means your drivers side wheels just crossing the white line, not your whole bloody car.

Oh boo hoo poor old Wenger is also frustrated that Luke Shaw wont sign for them for Eff All either and wants to stay at St Marys, all together now Awwww poor old Wenger - Eff off and pinch someone else's talent.

snap

Sir John Harvey Jones had a one page CV, if you do not know the name google him and you will realise if he only needed a 1 page CV anyone can get away with one

Pet Skate at work is Harping on about how they are going to get a £50M transfer budget for the close season Cuckoo Cuckoo

Fratton Park

Or you can start with tradition dictates that the best man should not be better look than the groom you failed miserably at that one mate, and the brides beautiful because tradition also dictates that if you did a runner it was up to me to take your place. My best advice is just write buzz words on a card and wing it, on my wedding day I had 20 words wrote on a piece of paper to prompt me on what to say, practice for a few attempts in the mirror for confidence.

It is rumoured at a wedding an associate was at the Best Man joke was " Marriage is like a piece of Chicken, you get a bit of Leg, a bit of breast and a whole lot of stuffing"

Get rid to the Skates and really make him suffer

July 9th

Think of the savings on Xmas presents, as being a bloke I do not but until 24/12

Have you signed the opt out to the European directive on working hours, if you have not and are being forced to work additional hours to cover and that equates to more than 48 hours on a rolling 13 weeks, the see you personnel manager and ask for advice on the way forward, you may have a case for constructive dismissal if you are forced to leave on health grounds and they have not helped alleviate the problem after you have raised the issue.

I meant Sugar wants a Prem club to go bust not that arse Scudamore

I think the point he was making was until a Premier League club goes bust for financial issues, the Premier League will not get off its arse and make the clubs control their spending by ensuring money going out is less than money coming in. Sugar was right that Man U went from Debt Free to £0.5 Billion debt due to leveraged buyout and what worries me is if the Leibherr Family ever want to part with the club is some Schuster could do do the same to us especially if we get to the Premiership. That is a classic example of why the FA should ban leveraged buyouts I liked most of his ideas in the program, they all made sense. Money borrowed for improvements i.e. Ground, training academies etc...

No he only went back to sky after ITV came back with a deal after the time limit for the bid had expired (which probably means that they were tipped off how much the original sky bid was), if one side can cheat so can the other.

Perhaps we will have to offer them AOC for Theo and £10M + 40% sell on. I think even the Don would go for that deal