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Liverpool - the only team to have both a guard of honour and a walk of shame in the same match.

I know Weston well - the Dolphin in Uphill has good beer.

I know. I was planning on a trip to the south coast … before nipping over to Weston Super Mud.

Do me a favour. Can you tell us the name of this establishment? I would hate to walk in by mistake and encounter you and the other gammon pontificating about the state of the world.

So Priti's quarantine plan which came in 3 months too late is now discarded for half of the world after a couple of weeks. That woman is really vacant. Has there ever been a more inept Home Secretary? At least though with her knowledge of numbers we should be grateful she is not the Chancellor.

Very good. I am sure that it is just "fake news".

I agree.

Saw him once in our local Waitrose. He spoke quite highly of you.

The last round of matches sees West Ham home to Villa. That could be an interesting relegation decider.

For those of us of a certain age, who can remember the Leeds of the '70's , it has been fantastic to see them languish in the lower divisions over the last 10 / 15 years. They used to represent everything that was wrong with football. A couple of times I have sat with Leeds supporting mates in the home end at Elland Road and have just been bemused by the behaviour and savagery of some of their fans. The 1 nil victory we achieved there in our promotion season when Kelvin had a blinder was one of my most memorable matches i don't want them to come up. However an away trip to Leeds would be a good day out … and watching them struggle in the Premier League would be great fun.

Ducky disagrees with him. Pollsters disagree with him. The people who commission the polls disagree with him.... but then it is Les that we are talking about.

After leaving St Marys with the chant of the "south coast is ours" in my ears back in September, I think it would be lovely if Bournemouth went down. That would sort out the ungrateful, scrounging JCLs. Also want West Ham to go down. Brentford coming up would be nice... not sure why . Perhaps its the red and white stripes

I like this ref. Penalizing Watfprd for their niggedly fouls.

7 minutes before the commentator mentioned the 9 nil

Ssssh! Don't quote polls. Wes gets upset if you do and will accuse you of "wetting yourself".

Sir Kier playing a blinder. Starmer overtakes Johnson as preferred choice for prime minister https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/jun/27/starmer-overtakes-johnson-as-preferred-choice-for-prime-minister?

Lol. Hilarious. Pure Clarkson.

I thought that this aimless passing sideways, backwards, sideways, backwards started with Puel. Unfortunately he taught it so well that it has now survived 3 subsequent managers.

I see Duckie as a poor man's Jeremy Clarkson. They both enjoy the controversy they provoke with slightly wacky, forthright views and their unconventional view of the world. I can see Clarkson being his next profile.

It was pathetic wasnt it. Alan Smith was so Arsenal centric it was unbelievable. Did any Arsenal player commit a foul in his eyes? Did Arsenal lose to Brighton last saturday by any chance? It only got mentioned every couple of minutes. Thank God I normally attend matches and dont listen to coverage like this very often.

I don't normally lisnten to Sky commentary. Is this Arsenal tv or sky? tell me - did arsenal lose or something at Brighton? It has hardly been mentioned.

Don't be silly. Don't you know that as Cummings demonstrated it is 1 rule for us and 1 rule for them? Bung a few grand in the direction of the Tories and your garden extension which was refused planning permission could be built.

Good win. We looked so comfortable in the second half. When Ings, Redmond, Armstrong and co attack with pace we look an exciting team. Valery's defensive mistakes could have been costly but he does look good when going forward.

Very true but will the club be actively pursuing new season ticket holders for next season? What will the capacity be with social distancing? I read that Twickenham rugby stadium which normally has a capacity of 80,000 plus will be able to hold 9,000 if there is 2 metre social distancing. This would become 40,000 with 1 metre separation. Any idea what our capacity will be?

I would have thought this was highly sensible.