LGTL

I’ve been asking for decent beer selections for half time for the last 10 years to no avail, so they’re clearly not read.

This is excellent news. Girls football is a pathetic spectacle. Plus, who the **** is cooking the Sunday roast if they’re off playing football?

Go and live there then. I’ve been well over a dozen times and it’s a ****ing dive, would rather be homeless.

He's a skate. Never forgive, never forget.

I'll be 35,000 feet in the air during the game thank ****. Although I'm flying Emirates so it may well be on their IFE. Would love to see Madrid smash them.

June 22nd at midnight I think

We will never, ever see Saints in the CL. not even if you live to 200. No ****ing chance. Too many who no longer remember the scraps of the 90's

All sounds pretty plausible.

The poster in question has become a (not very good) WUM in recent months, no idea why after years of normal posting. It's rubbish.

I really think Kane/Vardy/Sterling/Alli/Rashford/Lingard could cause problems and it’s the best selection of attacking options we’ve had for a while. Shame about the rest.

Do some of you not realise that this is his job, and exactly why he’s here? Pandering to the masses is his job description. I wouldn’t believe a single word that idiot says about anything.

Sticky please mods. Is there anything better then a World Cup? Absolutely love them.

Many players only ever deal and negotiate in net wages. The clubs usually pick up the tax/NI bills.

What’s the point in multiple log ins? Very strange.

State of this thread. I thought people were jesting at first but it does appear some of you are genuinely worried there might be a TEN goal (at least) swing. Wow.

Everyone is assuming City will play a full strength team, there's every chance a few kids who need appearances to get a medal will be in or around their team. People worried need to realise we're a PL outfit, not a non-league team and that Swansea are Swansea, not Real Madrid.

‘Assuming’ we stay up?? Jesus there isn’t going to be a 10 goal swing, the **** is wrong with some of you?!

Annoying. Can’t stand them.

Away end last night was fantastic. Brilliant noise and the goal was absolute bedlam, old woman throwing themselves down rows, old blokes 10 deep in the aisles and limbs absolutely everywhere.

Give him a 5 year contract. What he’s done with that squad and the shambles we were in is nothing short of a miracle.

Driving up straight from work and have to be up at 6.30am for work Wednesday. Facing this game without a drink is a petrifying thought.

I think we’ll beat Swansea

People do seem genuinely confused. It isn’t at all complicated, beat Swansea and NOTHING ELSE matters. Win one game against a shocking Swansea team (where we usually do quite well) and we can all relax. If we don’t do it then we probably deserve to go down.

What’s the matter with you lot? Just focus on the Swansea game, beat them we stay up, doesn’t matter a jot what Huddersfield do and a point at Swansea was never going to be enough, as this game has proved.

As annoying as it was, the added time was totally correct. Cedric got injured as the board went up and I didn’t start timing on my watch until the goal kick was taken. They scored on 3 minutes 50 seconds of the added time.