moon monkey

That Matthew Phillips one is rubbish. Stuart Murdoch is in Switzerland, so he can't be out scouting.

But Butterfield went out to Switzerland with 2 days left.

We need to see Wally in the dugout on match days, Ill love to see him kick off.

Although from the sideline, Jason Dodd was being pretty vocal to the ref

Had a feeling that Henderson was on his way out. With no mention of him in Switzerland and Dodd taking the youngsters, it seems that a completely new staffing set up. I wonder if a new physio and fitness coach will be next in line. Amazing that Henderson was here for 20 years and survived all those managers and board changes and still helped to bring through some cracking players. He might even get a job up the road to that lot.

I wouldn't worry too much about the Geordies, they are a different species.

Lalllana looks as if he has been working on his upper body strength. While he is not blessed with pace, he should now be able to hold off defenders with more strength.

Not bad for an out of work bus conductor. Got to give the man credit for milking our ridiculous system.

If Dodd is taking the team which is mainly youth players. I wonder if that means he will replace Puckett as under 18's coach this season?

It would be even funnier if he didn't make the starting 11 tomorrow

BREAKING NEWS Alan Pardew has announced that porridge will be the 1st choice for matchday breakfasts. The players be given the option of honey or jam as an extra boost of carbohydrate. There is some news for the impatient C*nts. Or maybe Pardew is busy doing some work, getting players in and preparing for the season.

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Im sick of hearing about 'lack of pride and passion,' it is down to the number of foreign players in the premier league. It is their quality that brings out the best in Rooney, Lampard, Gerrard and Terry. There is a severe lack of technical ability that runs deep in English players. The English attitude of battling out wins is not enough.

I don't want England to win the world cup because I want to see the fat, pie eating, beer drinking, england shirt wearing chavs get ****ed off.

Post match interviews not pre match

The pre match interviews were embarrasing. Footballers shouldn't give interviews because they speak in one tone, they say the same things and there is never any emotion in their facial expressions. They were pretty much saying, 'we drew, so what? we can win the next game, if not, then so what? I got a lovely job to back to in august.'

The big stumbling block is whether Waigo wants to be a bench impact player?

But we are even bigger

HOW did he get that?

Are the fittings like last seasons shirt? Are they a tight fit so you need to go one size higher?

The running shop in Chandlers ford is excellent, expect to pay between £70-80 for a good pair of shoes. You will also need to spend about £20 on running socks (expensive but socks are just as important) I would highly recommend running around the outskirts of salisbury. Lots of country lanes with little traffic, some tough uphill moments and some amazing scenary.

Can't wait to see how many get tested positive.

Adverts for McDonalds and other fast food chains. The female servers are always pretty hot and slim. The staff are always really happy and friendly with customers. The customer takes a slow motion bite in to a perfectly formed burger without spilling anything and reacts as if he hasn't eaten in 48 hours. Football adverts that show groups of friends in their trendy looking apartment, all jumping and shouting at the tv. Then cheering when their team score and smile at each other with teeth flashing.

We got Fonte who was in a league above us. We got the dosh to tease under their noses and gradually move them closer to the gates of st marys.

I'm sure Murdoch will still scout but sticking to current players and the opposition. I think the new guy is more focused on youth players.