Wade Garrett

Van Dijk home to Leicester. Wanker.

We were shocking at the back last season. Good that we’ve got a left-back, hopefully an improvement on last season. Salisu has to be a starter in the centre and needs an experienced player alongside him. Sell Vest and reinvest for his replacement. If Ings won’t sign a new contract then sell him. I couldn’t give a monkey’s where he goes, we just need a good price to reinvest in a replacement. The lad banging them in for Celtic would be decent. Armstrong from Blackburn has a few goals in him. Would be good to get him in and offload fringe players like Obademi and Redmond.

He’s quality. Can play in a number of positions and is hard as nails. Can’t believe Man U will let him go. He’s a colossus. A giant at the back. And he’s free.

Would be a good deal.

Until anyone bids for him there is no decision to make.

With the associated wages, agents fee etc that we’re always being told about, I’m reliably informed that the Lemina money will be spent on a new washing machine for the kit man and some training bibs.

Good riddance. Complete wanker.

Where did I say that?

I like this self-sustainable. We could be self-sustainable in the Prem, then the Championship, then League 1. Masterstroke Mr Gao. I will be forever indebted to you for lining Kat’s pockets and setting us on the road to self-sustainability.

Cheers Jim.

There may not have been official interest in Ings, but he must have been tapped up.

Thought he did really well last season. Prefer him to McCarthy. Hope he stays.

This does seem to give a platform for the brainless racist scum of the far right. It is also about the immaturity of some idiots who can’t ever handle England losing a big game. Try supporting Saints you wankers. You would be hardened to it by now.

Had a bit of time to calm down. We we’re all over them for 20 minutes, then retreated. It was a tactical masterclass from Mancini, who schooled Southgate. Not fussed about the penalties. Lottery. Pickford was good though.

After a very good first 20 minutes we were negative for the rest of the game. I think the better side won.

Walker and Sterling were fantastic.

It’s all irrelevant until an offer comes in for him.

He can’t go anywhere if nobody wants him.

Chambourcy nouvelle. Welcome Romaine.

He’s a sicknote, which is a shame because he is very good.

Would be a pretty low way of conning people into buying season tickets if it didn’t point at Danny staying.

What, the group?

Do a swap for Matty Longtaff? Good player.

If his dad wasn’t an ex-pro, Gunn would have trouble getting a game in the Wessex League. Shot stopping is the least keepers should be good at. He wasn’t. Good luck to him though.

What we need is a sports-mad multi-billionaire with more money than he could spend in 100 lifetimes and a connection to the area. At the end of the day, you can’t take your dough with you. Go for the challenge and enjoy the ride.