Wade Garrett

A blind eye is turned to the truly racist fans of the Soviet and Balkan states, yet we are threatened with a ban for this! Personally, if that crooked Blatter makes us play behind closed doors, I would love it if the FA just told him to f*ck off and stick his World Cup up his oily arse. The chances of the pathetic FA standing up for themselves is pretty low.

You're right. Dunn was an evil bastard. He used to specialise in giving out the Chelsea grin to anyone who crossed him. Brian Cant from Playaway was also a nutter, and just used to egg Clive on. Pair of c*nts.

Arthur Lowe was a big Saints fan. He got glassed once by John Le Mesurier for saying Arsenal were a load of c*nts. That horrible b*stard Clive Dunne held him down while it happened.

Nail on head. They are insignificant small fry, totally irrelevant. That is my last word on the subject.

Reg Morley (aka Reg Holdsworth from Coronation Street) is a massive Saints fan. Back in the 70s, he was in Steve Jewett's gang that often fought whole ends on their own. I hear he was a bit of a psycho, hard as nails.

At least Maurice is on our transfer committee. He wouldn't be at a great number of continental clubs.

To be fair to Milner, he was one of our better players tonight. Welbeck, Gerrard, Johnson, Lescott, Carrick and Cleverley were garbage. Cole average, and Rooney hardly touched the ball in the second half. Hodgson did nothing to counter the tactical changes his opposite number made. He just stuck his head in the sand and hoped for the best.

We have the idiot TUC to thank for Ed being the leader. Got little confidence in him or Ed Balls.

Peter Noone from Hermans Hermits once headbutted Noddy Holder because he said that Wolves were better than Saints. He also gave John Lennon a Chinese burn, because he thought Ian St John was a better player than Terry Paine.

McDonalds HQ in Reading, who'd have thought.

Can't see the point in them sacking McDermott, and then recruiting the nearest thing to him out there.

Not many managers would prefer Kelvin or Gazza to Boruc. Thank f*ck Maurice doesn't.

Great photo of him. He only needs a moustache and he'd be a dead ringer for Blakey from On The Buses.

That £10k threshold means bugger all to me. When you factor in the lowering of the 40% threshold, and increased NI payments, I can't see myself being any better off. All this while the rich are having their tax cut (which I'm not against as long as the loopholes are shut), and the aforementioned loopholes not being shut, despite the Government promising they would be. All in this together, hard work being rewarded? Doesn't seem that way to me. Balls and Milliband E are a pair of *****s as well. Thanks TUC for landing us with these mugs. Milliband D and James Parnell would lose these pair of incompetents. Politicians now are like the England side of the 70s, f*cking sh*t.

Scholes was fed up with England being exploited with the sole intention of marketing David Beckham.

Poyet would be a mug to take that job.

The bankers are the ones who should be shouldering most of the debt burden, not pensioners who have worked and paid tax all their lives, or hard-working people who proportionately pay more tax than bankers and fat cats. We should also be closing the loopholes exploited by the super rich to avoid paying their fair share.

You're not in his league. He'd f*cking leave you standing mush.

Good shout.

Went to see him last night. The man is a comedy genius.

I didn't know that. Good luck to him wherever he ends up, just not against us.

If I was Cortese, I wouldn't settle with him until after the Reading game. Harsh I know, but Southampton has to come first.

He looked like an old man yesterday. No lung-busting runs, and was playing quite deep. Mind you, it didn't help that his partner in the first half was Joe Allen. A truly ordinary player.

True story - a bloke at work said to a manager 'what would you do if I called you a c*nt'. He replied that he would be reported and disciplined. 'Well what if I just thought you were a c*nt.'. He replied that he could think what he wanted. 'Ok then, I think you're a c*nt'. Boss didn't know what to say, he just walked off. To be fair, he was a c*nt.

Barry you thick trolling c*nt, Ramirez was superb.