Wade Garrett

I don't buy into the NC plan, load of mumbo jumbo. It's just that they've all had a good season, and see the opportunity of striking while the iron's hot.

Don't blame him for leaving Saints. Feel quite sorry for him, we only gave him a 5 year deal at £45k a week. It's akin to slavery. How on earth can he live on that. We didn't deserve any sort of loyalty or gratitude. W@nker.

Maybe we will go 2 up front.

I have thought long and hard about a reasoned response to the original post, so here goes: we have Katharina to thank for our meteoric rise from League 1, which is where we were when her father sadly passed away. I will be eternally grateful for everything she has done for us. Anyone calling for her to sell, because we aren't going for Champions League, and somehow blame her for the greed of the modern disloyal player, is in my book, an absolute c*nt. Or even worse, a skate.

Yeah

I bet the w@nkers will wear white suits to a Wembley final. C*nts.

I remember a few years ago, travelling to Exeter for a midweek game, and Lallana driving himself down there to support the team. How times have changed. Now he changes the lives of Brazilian kids by kicking a ball with them, and hangs around with Gerrard. F*cking big-headed c*nt. After years of having a soft spot for the scousers, I really hope they fail miserably next season. He is well suited to the classless club they now are. F*cking workshy, thieving bast* rds.

After the appointment of Koeman, I have a confidence in the board and owner that was previously wavering. i am sure that we have quality replacements lined up to replace Shaw, Lallana and anyone else we are happy to sell. Koeman wouldn't gave come here if he didn't think he could do a good job. Keep the faith.

He's not the Messi, he's a very naughty boy.

I reckon it should be Wonderwall, Vindaloo or Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds.

Bert Royal

They should only let him play in future if he lets Chiellini smash his teeth out. Then he can play like Joe Jordan with his falsies out.

Woy is a f*cking cabbage head. Embarrassing. Really poor England manager.

Poch told the players at the end of the season that he was staying. He has played the club for fools for quite some time. Difference between Poch and Lambert, is that Poch is a bullsh*tting c*nt and Lambert isn't.

Can't believe so many are naming Johnson in their teams. He is probably the worst defender in the competition. I think Jones and Smalling are sh*t full- backs, but I'd have either of them over the other useless c*nt.

Only on Sundays.

Thanks for making your position clear. I should have got it after your 500th post on the subject, but I wasn't quite sure.

Do you wear yellow dungarees and frown on competitive sport in schools?

I like the Queen as head of state. She's only a figurehead, and is relatively cheap compared to some elected heads of state. True democracy would be better served by abolishing the House of Lords rather than the monarchy.

Would love Hoddle to be our boss again.

Won't happen. Roy isn't getting sacked and he won't resign. I do wonder though, what Ray Lewington can contribute. Seems he's only there because he's Roy's mate.

Like the Queen, am ok with God, but our anthem is boring. Can understand people not liking it because the lyrics offend their political or religious beliefs, so it should be Land of Hope and Glory, very rousing. Failing that, what about Vindaloo?

Jack Cork. We have 2 centre midfielders that aren't ball winners.

Absolutely spot on. While everyone in the pub was moaning about Jagielka, and the three men around the bloke who crossed for Uruguay's first goal, I was apoplectic with rage at Gerrard's powder puff challenge in the middle of the park that preceded that.

I have every sympathy with Henderson, who was obviously told to stay behind the ball at all times. I am also disappointed that Lambert wasn't brought on until the 89th minute. The players were absolute sh*te tonight, so were the tactics! and so was the manager. Going forward, I wouldn't give another cap to Johnson, Gerrard, Rooney or Baines, and I would be looking for a manager who isn't sh*t scared of losing, or upsetting his paymasters.