Wade Garrett

If Everton are interested, it would explain why the deal seems to be taking an age to get over the line. Have my doubts over whether this one will complete.

Wouldn't touch him with a barge pole.

He might go if he believed Cortese when he sold him the dream of Championship football.

Top is ok, red piping on the shorts is crap.

Nice kit, not as good as the Keegan one though.

I don't know, but it could be another one that may be be proving a bit tricky getting over the line.

They're the players I'm talking about.

We have bids in for 2 players, neither of which have completed. We have a manager who is less than a week into the job. We have our best defender and midfielder reportedly leaving as well. It would be easy to be more than a little worried about how things are going. I have confidence in the board and management, though it would seem they really need to get a shift on with players in.

Boring c*nts

You are both correct, I have edited my original post.

I don't believe for 1 minute that he signed for us to get Champions League football. Absolute horsesh*t. His 'close source' is a sh*tc*nt.

He's talking out of his arse. Suarez wanted to go to Arsenal last season, but Liverpool told him to f*ck off. He gave them another season and Champions League football.

Sue him for breach of contract.

It would be odd if everything was agreed, yet he is still training at Twente, and a medical is arranged a couple of days down the line. To me, that gives anyone else interested an opportunity to steal him from under our noses. Personally, as soon as everything is agreed, I would want the player on the next plane in. This could be Colin Todd all over again.

Players in rarely goes smoothly for us.

He is to us what Pierre Van Hooijdonk is to Forest supporters, or what Kenwyne Jones is to us. A treacherous c*nt. I think the Liverpool bubble will well and truly burst when Suarez goes. I sincerely hope so.

Like the fact that Ron has got black boots on. Old school, and better than the multi-coloured sh*t that most of the others wear.

Excellent work my friend.

This.

Patrick are part of the Cortina Group, and have been since 2008.

Are you sure about that?

Still think we should have contacted Patrick to produce the 'Keegan' kit. They would have sucked our directors off for an in to the Premier League.

Heard the training shirts are white with yellow stripes that 'get thicker'.

I don't know your dad Bearsy. I'm sorry to hear he's a c*nt, I hope he didn't touch you in your special place.

Strachan called possession football 'propoganda' football. Sometimes you need to be braver on the ball instead of taking the Ray Wilkins option.