Wade Garrett

Based on my recent shopping trips, and struggles to find a parking space, I reckon the economy is definitely on the up.

The PFA can represent players. I'm surprised more don't use them. Gareth Southgate used them for his whole career.

I reckon he'd be trouble. I don't think it will happen anyway, now they've put it in the public domain. Not Cortese's style.

As much as greedy agents sicken me, they are part of the football business. Unless all clubs take a stand, or agents fees are capped, we'll put ourselves at a disadvantage with competing clubs when trying to sign players.

Whoever we sign in midfield will have a battle to dislodge Cork or Morgan.

Tevez refused to go on as a sub. A little bit different than going on the razzle.

I think it's quite refreshing not to have another bland, sanitised, media trained player. He's just a throwback to the seventies when footballers liked to get ****ed and have a good time.

Would rather spend the money on Ince or Sinclair (preferably Ince).

I play golf with someone who was involved with that Wimpson/Market Diner altercation. He instructed his mate to get a gun out of his car as he thought his Market Diner nemesis was more than adequately tooled up. I have no reason to doubt him, as his name is revered by the Saints hooligans of the day. Not a bad golfer either.

Good to sign another decent Uruguayan for Ramirez sake. Whether this lad is decent I don't know. Don't watch YouTube videos anymore. They could make Paul Telfer look like Zico.

His return would cheer up the mobile phone salesmen in the city no end.

His club form for Liverpool was sensational. For a good few seasons he was outstanding.

Proper naughty geezers opening each other up. A golden period for Neanderthals who should have no place anywhere near football. The long post by Turkish is comedy genius though. Fair play.

Ince would be an outstanding signing.

I wasn't aware there was a national selection committee. Thought Roy picked the squad.

I always preferred Freemans catalogue back in the day.

Keegan stripes.

No point banning these magazines if pornography remains so easy for youngsters to access on the net. That's where they should be concentrating their efforts. Much more dangerous.

Did I forget the smiley thing? Sorry.

You're trying to tell me that you saw him in the same place I did? Unlikely, you bullsh*tting c*nt.

The Keegan Patrick kit.

I once saw Kelvin Davis on a football pitch in the St Mary's area. Ignorant c*nt totally blanked me.

Home - Patrick kit. Away - 03 Cup final kit.

Blimey, all those Sunday morning games Matt, and I didn't even know a celebrity was watching us. Hope your dad is well.

I reckon he's garbage.