Wade Garrett

I'm no legal expert, but this convicted paedo gets more money than an innocent man who was incarcerated 8 years for not murdering Jill Dando. A mature man who raped a 14 year old should never be released back into society. The ECHR should have told him to f*ck off.

I can't see them signing Ince as well. I reckon their f*cking mental.

You sound like someone in the know Mr CrabMan.

Liverpool's Suarez song, to the Depeche Mode tune, is different class.

Moyes was saying the same thing, and then the go and spend £8m on a Dutch international. Redknapp saying the Odemwingie deal probably won't happen as it was made too public. I wouldn't be at all surprised if we made another signing.

Did you bash her back doors in?

I would still go out and buy a winger. Apart from that, we're pretty well covered.

You're talking sh*t.

Ridiculous. One thing judging mass murderers or paedophiles, another judging a Chief Executive, or an ex-footballer.

I reckon they would take £7m.

Only interviews I'm interested in are ones from new players. The rest I couldn't give 2 sh*ts about. Big interviews my arse.

If the reports are correct, and the player wants Liverpool, I wouldn't even try to gazump them on wages. Hope we have alternative targets.

This.

The Flying Pickets. Musical Youth were outstanding at Butlins. The Tweenies are good live as well. Now then, now then.

Lot of money, but great player.

Player, over-priced for a reserve.

Good, money could be better spent elsewhere.

Ball boy should have given the ball back. He deserved what he got.

Got to trust the decision-makers, but this transfer seems like a hell of a lot of money and a hell of a risk. Doesn't feel right to me. We definitely need another forward player who can play wide though.

Not exactly Lennon and McCartney. More like f*cking sh*te.

You might be right, but he did play well for Pochettino at Espanyol.

No, remember Charlie Untface, and Fred Uckoff who played for us in 1932.

In your opinion. You make it sound like its fact.

#whogivesaf*ck

Couldn't disagree more. I don't I think Cortese is motivated by money, I think he's motivated by our success on the pitch.