Wade Garrett

Time for 3 of our squad players to step up to the plate then. We'll definitely create chances.

I am on a wind-up as he is. I bet I'm a better footballer than you are though. And my dad's harder than your dad.

I very much doubt that my friend.

When he stands on the last man, he occupies a couple of defenders and his tireless running makes a bit of space around him. Unfortunately, on Saturday, it looked to me like he was up front on his own as Lambert was on the wing most of the time. They need to play a little closer together.

'average fan', you sound like a numpty who has never played the game at any decent level. Bet you're good at Football Manager though.

Madness. We signed him for goals and that's what we're getting from him. He works hard and chases lost causes as well. Defenders must hate facing him and Lambert.

I don't understand anyone who wants Billy Sharp dropped. Absolute madness.

Great shout. Play him with Cork.

To be honest, I don't rate him. Chaplow and Puncheon are both a better bet on the right.

We have generally been very average playing the diamond. We should stick with a 4-4-2. It wouldnt be a bad move to play Chaplow and Puncheon in at the expense of Guly and Hammond. I think, however, that De Ridder might play right and Guly up top if Lambert is rested.

How we react to the disappointment of yesterday for tomorrows game could shape our season. We need cool heads and go back to the 'keepball' game we have done so well with. I would at our CM options rather than automatically going for Hammond. Not sure if Guly should be dropped, I know he hasn't played well in the last few games, but he did score 2 against Palace at home. If Lambert is going to be rested, it's a toss-up between Guly and Barnard. I'm glad I'm not Nigel.

Turned the sound down on the firstrow stream. Commentator is a c*nt.

Allan will get sent off.

They are both out of form.

Northam Club has been open since 10am. Mindless if true, there's probably kids on that coach.

He's 32 and can't get a regular spot at Stoke.

If we had pace elsewhere in the side, Morgan would play more forward passes. On Saturday, we didn't create any space for ourselves, and Morgan had nothing to pass to. He did lose his man for one of the goals though. Billy Sharp looks as if he's trying too hard. He should just go back to enjoying his football and playing with a smile on his face. He is a natural goalscorer.

He makes an excellent point. I am sure Nigel is ramming this down the players throats. We're not there yet.

Why would billion dollar hedge-funds have to form a consortium to buy Saints? If they thought it was a good deal surely they would go it alone. This is probably some sh!t stirring from West Ham/Pompey.

We got a point at home playing crap and with no keeper. If we are at full strength, we won't lose.

They lied down against West Brom, we should return the favour.

I know that, but they lied down, and didn't do us any favours. It would be great if we lied down and it actually liquidated the dirty cheating skates.

Give Coventry 3 points on the last day of the season, just like Pompey did to West Brom the season we went down? That would be the ultimate retribution. We could wear Coventry shirts to the game, like the dirty skates who wore West Brom colours. Their capitulation that day contributed to our relegation, ours could lead to their ultimate demise, liquidation. Sweet.

There's probably some dopey skate c*nts badgering him to save Pompey.

I f*cking hate those skate c*nts and everything they stand for. C*nts.