Wade Garrett

Their right-back has done well to carve himself a career in professional football so soon after My Name is Earl finished.

Fox motm, Morgan different class, Billy superb. Got a bit of a lump in my throat when the 'saints are going up' chant started. And I am very very drunk.

Look where their hard work and calculated gambles got us. Great trolling though.

To be absolutely fair, a lot of our attendances dropped off when Lowe and Wilde took over and installed the Dutch duo to run the side, so I can see where you're coming from.

So much for his idea of reducing tax on fuel as the price increases. Still, at least the 50% tax-rate is going down.

I've kept my child benefit, and will have to pay more of my tax at 40%. I'll investigate putting more money into my pension to reduce my loss. Still, at least the 50% tax has been reduced. I am a bit ******ed off to be honest.

There you go, case proven m'lud!

To be honest, I'd drop him anyway. He does f*ck all for the team.

If they were liquidated, I would imagine it wouldn't just be the council interested in buying the ground. Tesco would probably offer more, which could then go towards paying off creditors. I think Birch is just protecting the creditors.

Trumpton Riots, legend.

I've just shelled out a small fortune on a new TaylorMade driver. I am excited because it's given me more distance and a lower ball flight. Is this the antithesis of a mid-life crisis? I love my mid-life!

I might have to bash one out after that. Bet Reading and West Ham fans are sick.

Chaplow, Guly and Lallana? Personally I would have gone with Lallana and Chaplow wide, Cork and Morgan in the middle ans Sharp and Lambert up top. Having said that, Adkins is infinitely more able than me, so let's hope he gets them out firing for the second half. Cheers for the sarcastic comments.

Just switched on. Very surprised by Adkins selection today.

My dad did flying picket duty at Pompey Docks in the 80's. As I've said before, Southampton dockers have never been strike breakers.

They should have a painting of a crowd, like the one at Highbury a few years ago. They could even paint TCWTB on it. That should fool any prospective buyer into throwing his money into the abyss.

Can someone explain to me whether Chanrai actually owns the ground or not. I am a little confused.

Doncaster are fighting for their lives, and on the back of an excellent performance on Saturday, are more than capable of giving Reading a real tough test tonight.

He can obviously handle himself. He sorted out a 74 year old on his own after all....

Great post.

Fortunately for us, Maik is now 55 years old and has to wear glasses on the pitch.

Fair play to TalkSport, unlike the rest of the media, at least they say what they really think of the cheating skates.

Adrian Durham replied that Pompey didn't check that they could pay their players before they signed them. He is awaiting their reply.

Why would gay people want to marry in church, when the bible clearly says homosexuality is wrong?

I think UEFA are trying to alter the present loan system.