Wade Garrett

I think people are getting hysterical over people getting hysterical. As for the kit, at least it's better than the old Pony one.

That shirt is gash.

Hammond is better than him.

I agree that 50% is way too high.

I'm not. Jimmy Carr's taxable income was about £10k.

Rather than the present system, where PAYE workers like me, earning less than 50k, are paying more than treble the tax that multi-millionaire comedians and pop stars (who get honoured by the Queen) do.

I disagree with the first half of your post. We didn't overperform last year, we are a decent side, and I would say we under performed for a fair chunk of the season. West Ham were just long ball, I think you are overrating them a bit. To be fair you are spot on about being ruthless though.

I hope the c*nts responsible receive some 'natural justice', rather than a slap on the wrist from some magistrate. We had a problem in our road with wing mirrors getting booted, the old bill, quite frankly, couldn't have been less interested. Useless f*ckers.

1. 9 2. Try for a straight left arm at impact (it won't be, but will stop you flipping your hands). 3. Practice your short game more than your long game.

I think we'll struggle to fill a 40,000 stadium on a regular basis.

I always sit for a pee at home. Failure to do so would inevitably lead to yellow walls.

I think Redknapp is a casualty of the impending financial fair play rules. Clubs won't have much choice about bringing their own talent through the ranks.

He doesn't seem a good fit for Spurs to me. Martinez much more likely imo.

It is quite obviously bullsh*t.

Clarks are sh*t compared to Kickers. I'll be attending games next season with a nice pair of loafers, a smart sports jacket and a nice pair of slacks.

I wonder if Clarence Beeks is still getting bummed by that gorilla?

Hearts have an umbro kit that is similar to the old Patrick kit.

I don't understand why Barton is so highly rated. It's like the Emperor's New Clothes, he is garbage. He can't pass the ball, doesn't score, and fouls too much. It doesn't help that he is an absolute c*nt as a bloke either.

Absolute garbage, Downing gives the ball away far more than Milner.

I'm going to invest in pork bellies. I've also had a sneaky peek at the annual crop report and I'm going to corner the market in frozen concentrated orange juice.

Can't see Nigel touching him with a bargepole. Good player, but not a great attitude.

Went there a couple of weeks ago. Best place I've ever been to.

You know nothing about them. F*ck off.

There were plenty of Tories who wanted the Euro, Clarke and Heseltine for a start. There were plenty who didn't, and there were plenty of Labour people who didn't. I can't think of too many anti-Euro Lib Dems.

It is sad that so many non-Brits will be representing us at the Olympics. I don't agree with it in any sport.