Wade Garrett

I am really p*ssed off with self-important sports journalists. Watch the Sunday Supplement on Sky, with the exception of Winter and Barclay, they are clueless. Alf Ramsey wouldn't have given them the time of day, nor would Cloughie. I hope Woy doesn't either.

They were embarrassingly bad against West Ham. Ex-hammer Konchesky, and ex-skate Nugent were especially poor. They need to improve if they want to go up.

He's a football coach, not a miracle worker. We'll be lucky to get out of our group.

How did he do at Inter?

West Ham to beat Brum in the final.

I am extremely wa nkered

I would recommend Mykanos for a lads holiday.

I managed to get a home ticket this morning.

I let myself down badly when we went down and my wife didn't talk to me for a few days. Won't go into any details but I was heavily under the influence of Stella Artois. Not good.

He's hardly going to turn round and say 'we don't give a toss about tomorrow and are looking forward to our holidays' is he.

Has it got leather elbow patches?

That too, head cases.

I remember Jimmy Barnes had his hood up and walked into a lampost. Pi ssed myself laughing.

I got fu cking drenched playing golf today. I wish my waterproofs were superdry.

This 100%. The team need to be composed and focused.

Steve Jewett has told me one or two stories about the few who infiltrated the Archers and waded in. Nutters.

You can't beat a pair of grey slacks and a nice sports jacket.

I was in the Chapel, and their were some brainless Saints fans calling the offending Pompey fans wa nkers during the silence. It's all got a bit silly really. I wonder of they will have the same hateful rivalry next season against Sholing?

Great idea.

I'll be wearing arseless strides, a white vest and a leather hat if you really want to know what I'm wearing tomorrow. How very dare you.

Fu cking benders thread.

Standing in a stand that was designed for sitting down hurts my back too much. So the Northam out for me. Fair play to the chavs though, they do make more noise than anyone else in the ground. Was nice standing on the terraces at Peterborough though.

I've resigned myself to watching it down the boozer. Ticket money being spent on getting wa nkered. The wife asked me this morning if she'll see me at all tomorrow. Doubt it!

I hope Hull put in a better performance than Leicester did. Ex-West Ham play Paul Konchesky was woeful.... As was ex-Pompey player David Nugent... wa nkers.

You make a good point.