Wade Garrett

It's a tough league but we're in a great position because we play good football, and no other team was good enough to go above us when we had our December blip.

Plenty of people in my company have relocated overseas, Australia, Dubai, Africa, and it honestly didn't take as long as this move. So although I haven't done it myself I know it doesn't have to take this long. Meanwhile, we have a game tomorrow night and our main striker is suspended. It would have been nice to have had him available. I'm happy to say I'm definitely not your son.

Absolutely spot-on.

Footballers move from country to country all the time. It's part of their job. It doesn't take other players this long to 'sort out their affairs'. I don't know if he's going to sign or not, but I'm just not happy that he's not here in time for Monday. In my industry people move jobs from country to country. It doesn't take long, even for ones that have gone to Dubai. We needed him here in time for Monday. I still think there is some sort of complication. I hope it gets sorted out soon.

He's got one or two tricks up his sleeve too.

Pretty much. His agent can take care of most of his business. I am slightly annoyed that he's not available for Monday because he's got to sort his gas bill out.

Missed that, what else did he have to say?

I don't buy it, sorry. It feels to me like something's gone wrong with this transfer.

Surely his agent could have handled the logistical side of things.

Great player. Shame he was workshy though.

His mum wants answers on the circumstances that led to his tragic death. Perfectly understandable.

Goals. They're both prolific.

That would be if we got promoted.

Good shout. I can't see Huddersfield or Celtic selling anyway.

Mark Hughes was a disappointment.

Glenn Cockerill Chris Marsden Jimmy Case

Lee?

Reminds me of a certain older brother of yours when I was a nipper.

Personally, I think the Captain was incompetent and the passengers were left in the dark for too long about what was happening. Poor leadership, and poor work from a lot of crew members who put themselves first. I think a lot of people got out despite the Captain and crew.

Can't see it myself. Leading supporters up the garden path is not something I think Adkins or Cortese would do.

I'm sorry for your loss, but I have just ****ed myself laughing.

Le Tissier, Shearer and Keegan.

Unfortunately, the ones we can't get are the ones we go for. To be fair, if Celtic wanted £7.5m then fair enough for walking away.

My position is safe. That's 5 forwards who have turned us down now.

But it's a handful of players who we couldn't get, for whatever reason.