Wade Garrett

I played Wade Garrett in the multi-Oscar winning film Roadhouse.

Bearsy is a legend.

Royal Winchester and South Winchester are 2 different courses, and massively different styles.

cock

Sam's obviously looked at Clyne's prozone stats and discovered that he can't kick the ball high enough.

Jesus. He died for our sins. Enough said.

He is absolute crap, and would seriously struggle to get a game in the Wessex League. But, fair play to him, a 5 year contract on a few grand a week. If I were him, I would be planning for a life outside the game. Maybe he'll get a central contract with the England Cricket team next.

Charlie George/Frank Worthington. Remember Frank giving Villa fans the finger when he was subbed, at The Dell.

Very sad about his stroke. At least he's got Dot to look after him.

Wycombe away 0-0, dire.

Jarvis or Keegan.

Quality post. Would like to see a few tears in Fred's eyes as well.

He's a Jonah.

The Lords needs reforming, hard to find fault with the proposals to be honest.

Bierhoff

I'm Duncan and so's my wife.

Anyone remember that miserable cu*nt Percy, by the old bus station. He made a right mess of my barnet once and wouldn't show me the back in a mirror. £1.75 for a wedge that would have looked better if Stevie Wonder had cut it.

Go back to your office, and leave a massive steaming pile of sh*t on your boss's desk. He'll soon get the message.

One of my biggest regrets is being on the golf course on Friday at the same time my brother was trying to get hold of me with a spare ticket. Gutted.

Next is absolute garbage.

Not in any particular shop. But I do enjoy wearing the old classic labels. Wayne?

You've all turned into your grandads, you boring cun*ts.

Kick her bearded clam.

Where does the assumption that this is a 'one off' kit, like the anniversary sash, come from? Is it conceivable that our days in a striped kit are numbered? I'm only asking these questions because I may have missed something.

The new kit is awesome, I'm going to get Dalglish printed on the back of mine.