Wade Garrett

The bird on the blow-up mattress has got a decent pair.

Got caught on camera blatantly calling Anton Ferdinand a black c***. Is now trying to wriggle out of it. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15424799.stm He is a disgrace, should never be England captain, and isn't even good enough for the team. A very unpleasant man.

There is no way that Terry is good enough, I think yours is a great idea.

I have in the past been a fierce critic of Hammond. But he has well and truly proved me wrong this season. He's been excellent.

Why do the yanks have to always be in a war with someone? They ploughed into Iraq and left the country in arguably a worse state than it was in before, they'll pull out of Afghanistan without winning either. They must have wasted trillions of dollars on pointless wars they haven't one. Money that no doubt, could rescue their domestic economic woes. They've been doing in for years. Look at Vietnam, a completely pointless war. What annoys me even more is the Government will probably find billions of pounds all of a sudden to send our own troops in. Shame this money couldn't be used to offset cuts, improve public services and kickstart private enterprise instead of being flushed down the loo.

It sounds like Fox and his friend have had their snouts in the trough more or less as soon as he became a Government Minister. By the way, I couldn't care less where he puts his winky.

Who gives a toss about manager of the month? Look at the league table, that tells you everything you need to know.

Spot on. A load of overpaid, underworked selfish arseholes. That's the board and manager out of the way, the players are no better either.

Yes, he needs a test to prove he's the best. He needs to show he can work with no dough.

That is pretty damning if true. He wasn't helped by certain players in that game either. Particularly John 'I would walk through walls for my country' Terry, who sat the game out apparently injured, was caught laughing on the bench when we were losing, and miraculously recovered 3 days later to turn out for Chelsea. The apparent general lack of interest in playing for your country coupled with a corrupt FIFA tells me that international football has had its day. Players are more interested in money, managers more interested in money, and FIFA officials more interested in bungs.

I'm no expert, but might I suggest your flux capacitor isn't getting the 1.21 gigawatts that it needs.

He said that increased spending and tax-cuts are two sides of the same coin. No different than his corporate bond scheme then, but far more likely to work. Cut VAT and immediately give all small businesses that are VAT registered a boost.

dune, I wouldn't vote Tory in a million years, but I would love it if they could sort our country out. Unfortunately, they are so obsessed with their ideology they have no chance. Osbourne's corporate bond scheme is an absolute joke. No chance of kickstarting growth.

He is without doubt a very overrated manager. Thanks Steve, for subbing Miller against us and handing the game to us on a plate. Absolutely useless.

I thought I was watching Barcelona in the second half. We were f*cking brilliant.

The fact that two players signed by Allardyce are named in the second paragraph may just give you a clue.

I've thought that for a while. If Milliband D comes in and recruits Purnell and Yvette Cooper to the top table, they will give the Tories a real run for their money. At this present time, Labour look dead in the water. And this from someone who hasn't voted for anyone else in the last 23 years.

Cortese is doing a magnificent job at the club. Lawrie did a magnificent job as manager. Matty did an unbelievable job as a player. Someone bang their heads together and sort this tiff out.

I think we'll do very well if we keep key players free of injury.

If we are happy to pay £4m for him, why didn't we offer that on deadline day?

Personally, I thought Fonte had one of his rare poor games against Leicester, not Seaborne.

I hope I'm wrong, but our failure to land a front man in the window could come back and haunt us. I think we could challenge for a play-off spot but it depends on injuries.

If he doesn't play the new bloke, it would make his loan to us completely pointless.

I'm a gym member, but can't seem to put the necessary work in to not be a fat bastard for more than 3 weeks at a time. I am currently a fat bastard, after 7 weeks of not setting foot in there. I'll start again tomorrow....probably.

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