Wade Garrett

I've got to be honest, but my reaction when I heard of the quibbling of Howard's price (£300k), was that maybe the Liebherr 5 year project has hit the buffers.

Not a clue. I got my info from a mate of Howard's. To be honest, it doesn't look great (if true) if we're quibbling over 300k for a player who would walk into our side.

I've heard that Cortese is considering another deal, as Reading want £300k transfer fee (if we go up). Apparently there is a cheaper deal elsewhere.

If it's another Arsenal loanee then Oxo is definitely there next season.

Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson. An embarrassment to our country, and they like/take money off of convicted paedos.

Hard to disagree with that. I do admire the way he dealt with the banking crisis, but he was never going to win an election. Labour have shot themselves in the foot by electing Ed. A far better alternative would have been Milliband D who could have got James Purnell back as well. Formidable opposition to the lamentable Cameron, Osbourne and Hague.

You don't need Speak and Spell, just get a calculator. You can amuse yourself for hours simply by entering the number 80085. It may make the rest of your sad life a little happier.

I can't see Bournemouth maintaining their excellent form until the end of the season. We are picking up the points playing below the standards we can reasonably expect from our squad. I'm sure the decent performances are just around the corner. Lambert really needs to up his game though.

When I played for Sholing Sports we used to regularly turn Totton over. F*cking carrott sucking c*nts.

Be very careful buying gear off ebay. Even the most genuine looking sellers can be bogus. I remember reading about fake golf clubs being sold on ebay, and it was a massive multi-million pound international operation. The police convicted some of the criminals, but admitted they wouldn't be able to stop them. Why don't you try a jumble sale you cheap bastard?

I have always voted Labour, but I really want this Government to do well. It's in our country's interests for them to be a success. Unfortunately, it looks to me like they're out of their depth. They haven't inspired me, and even big business is complaining about them. I hope they can get it right, and appreciate that some things take time, but I can't see them taking the Country forward, raising growth and improving public services. The least they could do would be to sort the non-doms out. That would cheer me up no end, as I'm already about a couple of hundred quid a month down since the Tories got in.

We'll destroy them. Then we'll destroy Bournemouth on Saturday.

Clegg is paying the price for his lack of moral conviction and downright two-facedness. The same goes for Vince Cable, who has turned out to be a bit of a clown. Liberal activists will find it very difficult to get their message across at the next election. They'll lose a lot of votes from the middle ground and students.

Good result. We can't afford any more slip-ups. Really wish we had signed Mackail-Smith in January though. Would have been a lot more confident with him playing up front. Win the next two and we're in the driving seat for automatic promotion.

Forecast wasn't even good enough for Eastbourne.

We'll destroy them tonight. 4-0.

Dustin Johnson well worth a punt this week.

They wouldn't last 5 minutes on the Veracity, or dogsh*t alley as it is affectionately called.

The groundstaff should be on their with the brushes and the pitchforks. Bloody idle northerners.

This really isn't very important. Lawrie Mac was our finest manager, and had our finest team. Cortese was a very big part in us not going under, and under his Chairmanship we seem to have a decent future. I am grateful to them both.

Agreed. We have got decent options on the bench if things aren't going our way.

Cheers. Horses for courses I suppose. Morgan's passing game not really suited to a bog of a pitch.

I'm going for a comfortable 3-0 win. Is Morgan still injured?

I f*cking love this post. Superb.

This has been done to death. Why keep bringing it up. As someone posted earlier, this forum is so removed from normal Saints fans. I couldn't give a toss about Cortese falling out with Benali or Matt. I could give a toss about us winning games and getting promoted. Pointless thread.