Wade Garrett

I love Madness, but the song sounds sh*te on the advert.

You're all a load of weirdos.

We wouldn't get away with that in the CHampionship.

I think we have suffered in the past by not buying players early enough. Just looked at our fixture list. We definitely need to improve our first XI if we want to do well. Lots of decent side to come up against next season.

I'm going for Bristol City at home. Pompey on Boxing Day.

I'm assuming you're taking the p*ss.

Shilton Mills Wright Watson Dennis Rod Wallace, Williams, Ball, Armstrong Channon, Keegan, Shearer, Le Tiss Manager...Lawrie Mac I know I have too many forwards, but who do you leave out?

I don't really think this will change anything. Clubs will get round it no problem at all.

Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles.

Played there a few times for Southampton Boys under the lights. Barry Horne's 40 yarder against Bolton in the cup was quality.

We'll always be marginalised. I wouldn't build bridges with individuals on the take. We need to put our own house in order. Get rid of the stuffed shirts at the FA and let Trevor Brooking run the whole lot.

It looks like this will be the third week that my bin won't be collected. Why the council don't change the bin routes while the binmen are working is beyond me. I have had the road and pavements relaid where I live, it is in effect, being paid for by the binmen. Totally unfair, and typical Tories for you. Why don't we sell some of our art to raise money, or use the money ringfenced for the Titanic museum for more vital things? Still, I bet the councillors are getting their £18k odd a year for their expenses. When I made a complaint to my councillor about a cutway behind my garden, he looked at it and did nothing. The only thing he went on about was how much he was earning from expenses. Incredible, he was a Lib-Dem, but they are just Tories now anyway.

Poor Deppo. And in the meantime, dune is free to peddle his bullsh*t without so much as a by your leave. The internet police have cocked up here.

I think a lot of undesirables over a long period of time attended Merry Oak. F*cking pikeys. They'd **** all over you carrot crunchers. Quite a lot of rivalry back in the day between them, Woolston and Weston Park. I kept out of it all and concentrated on my knitting.

Bullsh*t.

We've got understudies for Jaidi already. I would only be looking for players that will improve our first XI.

Will Swansea still want Ryan Harley now that they are in the Premier?

Once you accept a brown envelope from Blatter, he has you in his pocket. FIFA are corrupt scum.

A number of these private institutions sacked qualified nurses and replaced them with unqualified staff. Still, it probably boosted their profits.

Coincidentally, I've never been there! How strange.

My eldest daughter was conceived near St Michaels Mount.

It would appear that there isn't the appetite to stop tomorrows coronation beyond the English and Scottish FA's. Personally, I would withdraw our representation from FIFA as the only protest open to us. It seems too many delegates have their snouts in Blatter's trough. To be honest, I don't really want us to be part of any further Blatter World Cups. David Davies likened Blatter to a dictator of a corrupt African or Arab country who simply refuses to give up his position. Brilliant analogy in my book.

Yes it has. Same old boring gits hijacking threads.

You keep doing it dune. Hopefully you'll be banned soon. One less idiot on the road.

I like speed cameras. They make the roads safer. People that get caught speeding by them, despite the signs, are stupid. Dune, you are very stupid.