Wade Garrett

Most of the crappy sites in the Forest (Ocknell, Holmesley, Hollands Wood) are owned by Forestry Holidays and charge a small fortune. Acres Down is cheaper but is a sh*thole, and the bloke who owns it is a bit mental.

1. Fanny 2. Bum 3. Mouth

You f*cking geeky knobheads. Did you all wear NHS glasses with plasters on at school, and make excuses not to do P.E?

Thought their ground looked good yesterday. Shame it's so small and cost about 3 or 4 times what ours did to build.

I don't think he wants to play in case it jeopardises the move he wants to Arsenal. I think he cried off a bit at the end of last season as well, but Adkins covered for him. If they offer silly money for him, then in my eyes, everyone comes out a winner. Particularly his mercenary skate old man, who no doubt will trouser a fair few quid.

Kisnorbo has anger issues and is probably one of the worst defenders in the league.

He did well. Nice to see a local lad making his mark.

Great performance. There looks to be a real spirit within the squad. Never a penalty, I think people are being a tad harsh on Martin. He did well after a dodgy start.

I reckon you're 'good with colours'.

Bastard!

Indeed. My dad (a retired docker) did flying picket duty in Portsmouth during a strike in the late 70s, they didn't get any support from Pompey workers. The MD from Townsend Thoreson got a bollocking from the police when he moaned about his jag being turned upside down, for parking it there in the first place. I've said this more times than I care to remember, Southampton dockers didn't break a strike, it is a myth. I've played football with a fair few Pompey supporters, and they were all good lads. We had a bit of banter with each other, and there was no malice. It's a shame that it isn't like that generally.

Eurozone countries have to face facts and accept that they have to tighten their belts and reduce their deficits. Until they do so, they will suffer at the hands of investors. If the euro was run economically, rather than politically, it wouldn't have be in this position now. We are most defintely better off out of it.

Go to the William Webb Ellis.

Dune, you are a boring c*nt, and so are you two mates, Turkish and Delldays. That is not me being racist, or any other 'ist. It is just me posting what I believe to be true.

Skacel looked good in Scotland. Case closed.

Excellent. OK, a double header, both about big Ron's 70's side: who was the striker they signed from non-league Hayes? who was the keeper? No googling.

Quite right. Next - which of their 70's side ended up at Real Madrid?

I would definitely take anything of value off my person if I engaged in a conversation with these dirty thieving bastards.

I haven't once seen a site that the travellers have left in a tidy, clean order. I don't know where these decent travellers are. They are scum. Make life as difficult as possible for them so they can f*ck off back to Ireland.

Looking forward to the WBA test. OK then: who had their biggest afro in their 70's team, and followed big Ron to Man Utd?

Agreed, we were boring to watch as well.

Pardew is tainted for me because of the manner of his departure. It seems to me like he was tapping Ashley and Llambias up for the manager's job up there while he was still here and Hughton was at Newcastle. He seemed to have zero interest in the job when he left. Some may say it was down to Cortese, but I reckon Pardew wanted the sack and pay-off because he had Newcastle lined up (they wouldn't have to pay us for getting him out of his contract either).

He is Bill Maynard's (Selwyn Froggitt) son. http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=selwyn+froggitt&hl=en&biw=1656&bih=890&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=xGcWVda79nLz-M:&imgrefurl=http://hmv.com/hmvweb/displayProductDetails.do%253Fsku%253D956529&docid=LdmmTXyMLVfbTM&itg=1&w=90&h=130&ei=564uTpfbHIHDhAeQpIk2&zoom=0

Delgado even made talented but workshy malingerer Pahars committed.

sharp as a marble