Wade Garrett

A good deal for the club, but whether it's great depends on how we spend the money.

Might put a few quid on Wenger getting sacked this season. Absolute madness, and I bet the gooners are really ****ed off with this.

It's a miracle!

I reckon it's complete tosh. I expect some iphone c*nt read it on football-rumours.

That was my first reaction. I reckon he'll be gone soon, but Cortese wants new signings tied up beforehand.

What a total bellend. He was talking after Adam Scott's magnificent win like he was hitting the shots. Very embarrassing.

Fair point, OK then, I'd let women with big tits wash the kit. But that is as far as it goes.

Women have no place in football. Even ones with big tits.

Excellent point.

Lambert's ball to Lallana was excellent, but it was Lallana's excellent run that really made it. I remember the two of them playing up front together a couple of seasons ago, and they were excellent.

We had 14 years of New Labour, and never joined the Euro, so I don't understand your jibe. I think there are just as many 'pro-Euro' MP's in both Labour and COnservative. Heseltine and Clarke would have gone on a marathon masturbating session if we had joined the Euro. Personally, I am grateful we didn't. If the Euro goes, then hopefully political union will be next and we can just go back to being a 'Common Market'.

42 arrested. If found guilty give them 15 years each. Scum.

If it was Arsenal, would Wenger give it the old 'I didn't see it' excuse?

He played well today, as did Cork, Morgan and Chaplow. CM doesn't look like a weak area of the pitch for us.

Most of the crappy sites in the Forest (Ocknell, Holmesley, Hollands Wood) are owned by Forestry Holidays and charge a small fortune. Acres Down is cheaper but is a sh*thole, and the bloke who owns it is a bit mental.

1. Fanny 2. Bum 3. Mouth

You f*cking geeky knobheads. Did you all wear NHS glasses with plasters on at school, and make excuses not to do P.E?

Thought their ground looked good yesterday. Shame it's so small and cost about 3 or 4 times what ours did to build.

I don't think he wants to play in case it jeopardises the move he wants to Arsenal. I think he cried off a bit at the end of last season as well, but Adkins covered for him. If they offer silly money for him, then in my eyes, everyone comes out a winner. Particularly his mercenary skate old man, who no doubt will trouser a fair few quid.

Kisnorbo has anger issues and is probably one of the worst defenders in the league.

He did well. Nice to see a local lad making his mark.

Great performance. There looks to be a real spirit within the squad. Never a penalty, I think people are being a tad harsh on Martin. He did well after a dodgy start.

I reckon you're 'good with colours'.

Bastard!

Indeed. My dad (a retired docker) did flying picket duty in Portsmouth during a strike in the late 70s, they didn't get any support from Pompey workers. The MD from Townsend Thoreson got a bollocking from the police when he moaned about his jag being turned upside down, for parking it there in the first place. I've said this more times than I care to remember, Southampton dockers didn't break a strike, it is a myth. I've played football with a fair few Pompey supporters, and they were all good lads. We had a bit of banter with each other, and there was no malice. It's a shame that it isn't like that generally.